THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: JULY 9, 2014

'President Toxic': Mark Udall to skip 'his own fundraiser' headlined by 'kryptonite' Obama

Sen. Mark Udall will no longer be at president's DSCC fundraiser in Colorado today, citing "last-minute votes and legislative activity"
— Steve Brusk (@stevebruskCNN) July 9, 2014

Udall was never appearing at the president's public event on the economy, but had been expected at the private fundraising event.
— Steve Brusk (@stevebruskCNN) July 9, 2014

@stevebruskCNN @JimAcostaCNN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Kryptonite!!
— Independent Stinker (@beauxtx1) July 9, 2014

Wow, @MarkUdall is trying so hard to not be associated with @BarackObama he's missing HIS OWN FUNDRAISER. #copolitics #cosen
— Kelly Maher (@okmaher) July 9, 2014

President Selfie McGlamourshot says 'I'm not interested in photo ops'

Obama on why he's not visiting border: "I'm not interested in photo-ops. I'm interested in solving the problem."
— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) July 9, 2014

I'm not interested in a photo op; but mostly I'm not interested in lice or scabies. Because seriously, ew.
— Stefanie Waldren (@Orfun) July 10, 2014

#ImNotInterestedInPhotoOps pic.twitter.com/5uS2tS342f
— Erick Brockway (@erickbrockway) July 9, 2014

#ImNotInterestedInPhotoOps Obama commemorates Rosa Parks... or something pic.twitter.com/yWKecr4kxV
— DHawkins¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@HawkinsUSA) July 9, 2014

Uh huh. #ImNotInterestedInPhotoOps pic.twitter.com/foOJlywncc
— Stacey-SisterToldjah (@sistertoldjah) July 9, 2014

"I'm not interested in photo ops." pic.twitter.com/M06vypGIzI
— Josh Perry (@MrJoshPerry) July 9, 2014

Here, put on these lab coats because #ImNotInterestedInPhotoOps pic.twitter.com/uN5WbRVylv
— John Sexton (@verumserum) July 9, 2014

#ImNotInterestedInPhotoOps it's just that people always seem to faint around me. pic.twitter.com/69vOoxpeqL
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) July 9, 2014

"I'm not interested in photo ops." Totally not. #NotInterestedInPhotoOps pic.twitter.com/HC1UXpadX4
— Bossy Bitch (@schwingcat) July 10, 2014

'Et tu, MSNBC?' Network depicts 'a presidency imploding'

Rep. Cuellar (D., Texas): Obama’s pool outing photos “floored me” — can’t believe he did that instead of visit the border
— Andrew Johnson (@AndrewE_Johnson) July 9, 2014

On MSNBC, split screen: Dem Rep. Cuellar calling Obama "aloof" alongside Obama playing billiards.
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) July 9, 2014

This is what a presidency imploding looks like. pic.twitter.com/Rx4gjn1DMY
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) July 9, 2014

'Nothing to hide!' More proof Lois Lerner was trying to 'cover her tracks'?

EMAIL: Lois Lerner intentionally sought to hide #IRS internal communications from Congress: http://t.co/UXiwcdcsIU #IRStargeting
— Darrell Issa (@DarrellIssa) July 9, 2014

WATCH: @Jim_Jordan Q&A on Lois Lerner's efforts to hide #IRS internal comms: http://t.co/Z46PqXZPT6 #IRStargeting
— Darrell Issa (@DarrellIssa) July 9, 2014

Lerner: "Congress has asked for emails ... so we need to be cautious about what we say" #IRStargeting pic.twitter.com/k0J6K08erJ
— Darrell Issa (@DarrellIssa) July 9, 2014

"We need to be cautious about what we say in emails." - Lois Lerner, April 9, 2013 Pleads the Fifth, May 22, 2013.
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) July 9, 2014

'Projectile venom': Harry Reid's inclusion of Clarence Thomas among 'five white men' earns derision

@baseballcrank Perhaps just racist.
— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) July 8, 2014

@BrianFaughnan We already knew that.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) July 8, 2014

Harry Reid apparently thinks Clarence Thomas is white. Congrats, Dems, this is your Senate Majority Leader. #slowclap http://t.co/7icZesZrHv
— Alyssa Farah (@Alyssafarah) July 9, 2014

Harry Reid's Koch addiction is making him see white people... Harry: Clarence Thomas is black! http://t.co/9wtfowpkdg
— Herman Cain (@THEHermanCain) July 9, 2014

Harry Reid's latest racist gaffe has people asking him #AmIBlackEnough

Watching @SenatorReid getting eviscerated on Twitter with the #AmIBlackEnough campaign. Pretty shameful that @BarackObama let it slide...
— Amalia Halikias (@AmaliaHalikias) July 9, 2014

Harry Reid doesn't think Justice Clarence Thomas is black enough. @SenatorReid #AmIBlackEnough?
— Allen West (@AllenWest) July 9, 2014

Harry Reid doesn't think Justice Clarence Thomas is black enough. @SenatorReid I’m a Republican #AmIBlackEnough? pic.twitter.com/xujEQBrJBZ
— Orlando Watson (@orlandowatson) July 9, 2014

@SenatorReid doesn't think Justice Clarence Thomas is black enough. I’m a Republican, #AmIBlackEnough for you? pic.twitter.com/2I57JbDpgn
— Liz Smith (@TalkShowLiz) July 9, 2014

Reid doesn't think Justice Thomas is black enough. @SenatorReid I’m a Republican #AmIBlackEnough? @orlandowatson pic.twitter.com/sDkdkB2H9l
— Raffi Williams (@Raffiwilliams) July 9, 2014

Hey @SenatorReid, #AmIBlackEnough for you? Or nah? #tcot I’ll wait… pic.twitter.com/9rsrpTA7aP
— Nicholas Bailey (@I_Am_NickBailey) July 9, 2014

Harry Reids racist comments must be confronted; no more passes for his "Tales from the Crypt" looking crusty ass! #AmIBlackEnough #eyeroll
— Ξ BLACK REPUBLICAN Ξ (@blackrepublican) July 9, 2014

When you say "no Hispanic" can be Republican; that's racist. When you say Obama has "no Negro dialect," that's racist. #AmIBlackEnough
— Ξ BLACK REPUBLICAN Ξ (@blackrepublican) July 9, 2014

If you're White and Democrat, you can be both sexist and racist and get away with it! #WhiteDemocratPrivilege #AmIBlackEnough
— Ξ BLACK REPUBLICAN Ξ (@blackrepublican) July 9, 2014

Senator Harry Reid said you can't be Black and a Republican oh really? #AmIBlackEnough pic.twitter.com/yES25DOBIs
— Markeece Young YBR® (@YoungBLKRepub) July 9, 2014

Someone ask @SenatorReid how white do I have 2 b 2 vote Republican old man? Tired of your racist tantrums! #AmIBlackEnough #twitchyteam
— Wayne Dupree ★彡 (@WayneDupreeShow) July 9, 2014

The more Harry Reid speaks the more racist and stupid he sounds! #AmIBlackEnough pic.twitter.com/c7vYDe2GtT
— Markeece Young YBR® (@YoungBLKRepub) July 10, 2014

'How appropriate!' Did this Amazon review help 'prove Katie Pavlich's thesis' about the Left's War on Women?

How appropriate! Amazon reviewer Joe Carr writes " This book makes me want to call the author the C word" http://t.co/yl0wLFQRRy #WaronWomen
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) July 8, 2014

Amazon review of @KatiePavlich's book on how progressives are promulgating a war on women actually proves her thesis pic.twitter.com/F3bXLpQIkC
— Kevin W. Glass (@KevinWGlass) July 8, 2014

If you didn't get your copy of Assault and Flattery today, get it tomorrow! pic.twitter.com/B6cwlVjfXx
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) July 9, 2014

Assault and Flattery is #1 in Women and Politics! Now onto breaking into the top 100 overall books. http://t.co/d7k8hVevnE
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) July 9, 2014

'I love you guys!' Dinesh D'Souza thanks those who 'caused this turnaround' after Costco reverses course

.@Regnery Thanks to YOU, Costco's furtive attempt at censorship FAILS and "America" is currently the #1 selling book in the country!
— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) July 9, 2014

My publisher informs me that Costco has ordered an additional 25,000 copies of my book "America"
— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) July 9, 2014

From the bottom of my heart, thanks to all my friends across the country who caused this turnaround! I love you guys!
— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) July 9, 2014

@DineshDSouza you're a light in the darkness that is the Obama Admin! You're not alone Dinesh! millions strong, we just need to organize!
— Patrick Scully (@pscully1812) July 9, 2014

@DineshDSouza You are welcome, sir. keep up the good fight.
— Glenn Alan Tubbs (@Alan4454) July 9, 2014

@DineshDSouza We love you, Patriot Dinesh. Thank you for all you do for America. God Save the Republic!
— Sam Adams (@Catalinapby1) July 9, 2014

@DineshDSouza Thanking us! No,no, it's you that we need to thank for the artistic works of film and books you have created. THANK YOU
— American Patriot (@Michiganer) July 9, 2014

@DineshDSouza I am so greatful for your love for America and for having the passion to tell the truth.
— US Patriot (@gegco) July 9, 2014

'Good grief!': Glenn Beck accused of endorsing amnesty for being charitable

This is only "shocking" to people whose opinion of Beck has been informed by Jon Stewart and/or MSNBC talking heads: http://t.co/JbACIniPQy
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) July 9, 2014

Illegal alien kids used as pawns. Before sending them back, allow private charities to care for them in detention. ENTIRE POINT
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) July 9, 2014

Really disappointed in those dishonestly saying that caring for illegal alien kids with private $ before sending home is treason/amnesty.
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) July 9, 2014

What in the ever living F@#$ is with the conservatives piling on Glenn Beck for using his money to help innocent kids?
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) July 9, 2014

It’s not the kids fault they’re being used by their parents to get into US. You go, @glennbeck.
— Mary Chastain (@mchastain81) July 9, 2014

Pple are mad at @glennbeck for going to border to pass out toys, food & a little compassion to these kids? We're FOR private charity, right?
— Kimberly C (@conkc2) July 9, 2014

When we as Christians do OUR JOB of caring for the least, we remove the power of "caregiver" from the state. It's a blow against big gov.
— Chris Loesch (@ChrisLoesch) July 9, 2014

Some #FacesOfFeminism are not what you'd expect

.... hmm. RT @PPact: Hashtag of the day --> #FacesOfFeminism Thanks, @Cosmopolitan!
— Stacey-SisterToldjah (@sistertoldjah) July 9, 2014

#FacesOfFeminism pic.twitter.com/BqCh7xkAfZ
— Stacey-SisterToldjah (@sistertoldjah) July 9, 2014

Shooting in pearls! #FacesOfFeminism http://t.co/rbIQBIQ1d4
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) July 9, 2014

Feminism: 1) Being a slut is a sign of strength and independence 2) Abortion is the bedrock of women's equality... #FacesOfFeminism
— GirlWithAGlock (@GirlWithAGlock) July 9, 2014

@Cosmopolitan Because "I'm gonna whore it up like men do, then I'm going to bitch about men being man-whores." #FacesOfFeminism
— GirlWithAGlock (@GirlWithAGlock) July 9, 2014

Because all I care about is birth control and abortion rights, I reduce my entire existence down to my body parts. #FacesOfFeminism
— GirlWithAGlock (@GirlWithAGlock) July 9, 2014

Leg chair 2013! #FacesOfFeminism http://t.co/yOKlAY1KBI
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) July 9, 2014

In the kitchen. #FacesOfFeminism pic.twitter.com/f9RXBc5pnt
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) July 9, 2014

Ladies. Nobody is looking at your face. #boobs #FacesOfFeminism
— sarah (@mamaswati) July 10, 2014

Men and women are exactly the same. Except for biologically, emotionally, physically, and usefulness. #FacesOfFeminism
— sarah (@mamaswati) July 10, 2014

When y'all are done with your #FacesOfFeminism'ing, I've got some folks here that could use sammiches and cookies. Thanks, doll.
— sarah (@mamaswati) July 10, 2014