Why won't Mark Knoller ever be president? His Nerd Prom 'attitude' reveals answer
Armed only with a rented tuxedo, I've engaged the jam of journalists that is the WH Correspondents Dinner. Crowds
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) May 3, 2014
Will not use the hashtag that rhymes with BirdMom.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) May 3, 2014
Have seen Madeleine Albright and movie star named Jessica (Alba or Biel). Won't be asking anyone for a selfie tonight.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) May 3, 2014
'This is just disgusting': Joel McHale's sick attempt at degrading Republicans falls flat
Joel McHale is a perfect example as to how disgusting a Liberal can be. No, he's not funny! #CorrespondentsDinner Hopeless
— Color Me Red (@ColorMeRed) May 4, 2014
"I know the Kardashians are Republican because they are always trying to screw black people" #JoelMchale #WHCD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— LAbeathustla (@djgourmetdachef) May 4, 2014
I used to love Joel McHale but this is just disgusting. #WHCD #norespect
— Sheyna Widener (@ncjoy) May 4, 2014
'Cheering failure!' Laugh or cry? #WHCD inspires new term: Pulling 'a Sebelius'
the last laugh: Sebelius got dressed up, a car service and a free dinner, to deliver a line based on her own failure.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) May 4, 2014
We once celebrated success. Now we cheer failure if it's large enough that we find it hilarious. A "sebelious" if you will.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) May 4, 2014
The #WHCD is one of the few places in America where a colossal failure like Kathleen Sebelius can receive applause. #nerdprom
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) May 4, 2014
'Saggy bags of chuckling toadies!' Greg Gutfeld notes worst part, 'best reminder' from #WHCD as only he can
the sebelius punchline might be the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) May 4, 2014
10 iconic quotes and photos of Audrey Hepburn on her 85th birthday
The most perfect Google homepage I've seen. Happy birthday, my fair lady! 🎀 #audreyhepburn pic.twitter.com/0sjLSURBZg
— Maddy Skye (@MaddySkye) May 4, 2014
“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!” Happy Birthday to #AudreyHepburn #quote pic.twitter.com/ofJ5jNAzNC
— babsi (@babsimarty) May 4, 2014
'you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others'
#AudreyHepburn pic.twitter.com/R0Tw9cg9wY
— Matthew Ward (@HistoryNeedsYou) May 4, 2014
'Kind of pathetic': Pat Sajak observes effect of laws that have turned Californians into sad sacks
There's something kind of pathetic about watching Californians forced to walk into stores carrying old paper bags.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) May 5, 2014
Meet the Press jumps the shark: David Gregory invites will.i.am to talk Benghazi, foreign policy
Lol. http://t.co/sh4CAulhDs discussing foreign affairs and military involvement as a "world traveler." @meetthepress pic.twitter.com/uRS83XXRJY
— J.C. Polanco Esq MBA (@JCPolancoNYC) May 4, 2014
Lost for words describing how terrible Meet The Press is
— Sam Knight (@samknight1) May 4, 2014
'A disgrace': Dem Rep. Schiff blasted for calling Benghazi probe 'colossal waste of time'
A disgrace. RT @FoxNews: Dem Rep. Schiff calls on party to boycott new #Benghazi investigation: http://t.co/V5vJTlnsq1
— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) May 4, 2014
Is Mr. Adam Schiff afraid the truth will finally be known? The victims' families deserve it as well as the rest of us. NO MORE COVER UPS!
— Robert E. (@Chewy1954) May 4, 2014
'She's not my mom!' DNC solicits signatures on Mother's Day card for Michelle Obama
No. She's not my mother you weirdos... RT @TheDemocrats: Sign @FLOTUS' Mother’s Day card: pic.twitter.com/KY5tgpEoHx"
— Kimberly C (@conkc2) May 4, 2014
@TheDemocrats @FLOTUS You people scare the shit out of me.....
— H.G. Pennypacker (@HG_Pennypacker) May 4, 2014
@TheDemocrats @lbukata @FLOTUS Why would I sign a Mother's Day card for a random stranger? No ill will, but she's not my Mom. Cult.
— Charlie (@charlieseattle) May 4, 2014
'Is this real life?' Hillary Clinton's nonsensical #BringBackOurGirls tweet blasted with brutal truth
@HillaryClinton Yes, you're very tough on terrorism, except when it happens to Americans in Libya.
— Razor (@hale_razor) May 4, 2014
@HillaryClinton are you gonna help or are you gonna tweet?
— #BringBackOurGirls (@MissFyeRed_) May 4, 2014
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