THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: MAY 13, 2014

'Reality slap' photo puts first lady's hashtag activism in brutal perspective

@Ranger_Up's got a point y'know... #BringBackOurGirls #HashtagsDontDoShit pic.twitter.com/k3PHeuyhhA
— Nate Anderson (@N_J_Anderson) May 9, 2014

Jesse Jackson's 'racial extortion racket' comes to Silicon Valley

At @ebay is uniquely positioned 2 lead. We won't know how good Silicon Valley can be until everyone can participate. pic.twitter.com/KUKoGBJ2Yn
— Rev Jesse Jackson Sr (@RevJJackson) May 13, 2014

So, the @RevJJackson racial extortion racket has come to @ebay? Great. RE https://t.co/6usiISv2J6
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) May 13, 2014

'Yack!!!' Democrat congressman eats own earwax on TV

Will there be a @voxdotcom explanation for this? http://t.co/CNoFYtDUcE
— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) May 13, 2014

Just watched a Congressman eat his earwax during a hearing. The Internet is a wicked place.
— Neal (@Neal_Dewing) May 13, 2014

Alleged earwax eater Rep. Joe Garcia: 'I'm almost trending as much as Jay Z'

@RepJoeGarcia Kick Back, Relax and Enjoy your 15 minutes of Shame. Ops, I'm meant Fame.
— CGDoc (@CGDoc) May 13, 2014

'What in holy hell?' Someecards walloped for 'demented' caption about NRA finding school shootings 'adorable'

Hi @someecards please explain how this is in any way appropriate or accurate and not deplorable and repulsive. pic.twitter.com/V2O1p2pj9z
— Heather (@hboulware) May 13, 2014

'Waiting on Michelle's sign': When will FLOTUS address 'abortion financier' Warren Buffett?

@BradThor I'm waiting on Michelle's sign for him. #BringBackOurBabies pic.twitter.com/mvhmxDFkin
— Chris Smith (@CHSmtty) May 13, 2014

Young people have lost faith in Obama and presidency, says Vox

Journey hardest hit. @voxdotcom
— Wolfknight (@Wolfknight74) May 13, 2014

'Got hypocrisy?': Jedediah Bila slams media's coddling of Hillary Clinton

Bullshit. Yeah, I said it. "MSNBCers Suggest Calls for Hillary's Medical Records 'Sexist', Birther-Like" http://t.co/fssOfTUdun @mediaite
— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) May 13, 2014

Same media folks who butchered Sarah Palin now treating Hillary like a toddler in need of protection. Got hypocrisy?
— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) May 13, 2014

@JedediahBila Hillary Clinton could not be reached for comment as she was on the floor unconscious again.
— Allan C. Smith (@Aries4468) May 13, 2014

Best 'DC convention speech' ever: Greg Gutfeld slays at Breitbart Awards

If @greggutfeld spoke at more of the conservative confabs, people wouldn't think conservatives were stuffy. #future14 #killinit
— Francesca Chambers (@fran_chambers) May 14, 2014

.@greggutfeld with zingers right and left! #Future14 pic.twitter.com/pyBdvHPlVz
— Katherine Cresto (@kcresto) May 14, 2014

The Media & White House aren’t supposed to screw each other, they are supposed to screw each other over - @greggutfeld #Future14
— Breeanne Howe (@breeannehowe) May 14, 2014

.@greggutfeld is giving best "DC convention speech" I've ever heard. Dear God, I hope Franklin puts this online. EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR IT.
— Ellen Carmichael (@ellencarmichael) May 14, 2014

AP: Tea Party favorite Ben Sasse wins Senate nomination

Ben Sasse won this race because he never stopped fighting for conservative principles. @Sasse4Senate #NEsen
— Senate Conservatives (@SCF) May 14, 2014

University president Ben Sasse has won Nebraska's Republican nomination for Senate, giving the tea party a major victory.
— mjselker (@mjselker) May 14, 2014

.@Sasse4Senate’s decisive victory tonight is a clear indication that the grassroots are rising up to #MakeDCListen: https://t.co/ziu6LdS0v1
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) May 14, 2014