THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: MAY 18, 2014

'For the love of God no!' Is this pro-Hillary Clinton bumper sticker the most hurl-worthy yet?

@Faith4Hillary How could any person of religious faith support a militant on-demand partial birth #abortion DEFENDER like #Hillary #Clinton?
— The INFORMER (@GrassrootTroopr) May 18, 2014

'Can't speak for himself?' Aide says Obama is 'madder than hell' about Veterans Affairs scandal

Hey, that's Shinseki's line. RT @CBSNews: Denis McDonough: Obama is "madder than hell" about VA scandal - http://t.co/tscWihn8sp
— Bryan McGrath (@ConsWahoo) May 18, 2014

Which means he'll be calling it "phony scandal" next month MT @doubledittos: Aide: Obama `madder than hell' over VA allegations
— David B. Cohen (@DavidBCohen1) May 18, 2014

'Being mysterious': Why did Matt Drudge delete all but a single tweet?

In this manic Digital Age... It's vital... To clear your mind... Constantly...
— MATT DRUDGE (@DRUDGE) May 18, 2014

'Yikes!' Feel like being creeped out? These discovered doll remains will do it

Was working in the backyard & found this in the woods. Not creepy. #CREEPY #DOLL #ARM #OMGWTF pic.twitter.com/bhAtYNj3Q9
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) April 27, 2014

@LilMissRightie @CuffyMeh you’re ok as long as you don’t move it. You didn’t move it, did you?
— #BringBackTheH2 (@TheH2) April 27, 2014

@TheH2 *drops arm, soils self* @LilMissRightie
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) April 27, 2014

@CuffyMeh you taunted it? Nice knowing you. @LilMissRightie
— #BringBackTheH2 (@TheH2) April 27, 2014

These 'Vox Cards' are as pathetic as you might imagine

@6thgrade4ever @katienotopoulos @voxdotcom Vox: The Gathering?
— Jordan Weissmann (@JHWeissmann) May 18, 2014

OK, blame @JHWeissmann for giving me the idea. VOX CARD 1/3: @mattyglesias pic.twitter.com/PXLprUydho
— alex dunn (@dunndunndunn) May 18, 2014

'Seriously, WUT?': Moms Demand burritos not bullets, also loud singing and breastfeeding

@DLoesch Unbelievable. Dear @shannonrwatts My guns are none of your business. Don't you have parenting of your own to do? @ChipotleTweets
— Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) May 18, 2014

Larry Elder does not like 'Godzilla'... or Samuel L. Jackson apparently

Just saw #Godzilla2014 What can I say? It's probably not good when the best thing about a film is that Samuel L. Jackson was not in it.
— Larry Elder (@larryelder) May 18, 2014

'Wow!' Kelly Rowland turns heads at Billboard Music Awards

@KELLYROWLAND wearing all black on the #BBMAs red carpet #LIVEatMGM pic.twitter.com/WgSPkyJx6h
— MGM Grand Hotel (@MGMGrand) May 18, 2014

'Whoa! What did Shakira just do' at the Billboard Music Awards?

Was @Shakira just about to pull a #wardrobemalfunction? #BBMAs pic.twitter.com/xfVrWgN3O8
— Nice Kicks (@nicekicks) May 19, 2014

'He's baaaccck!' Michael Jackson hologram performs at Billboard Music Awards

Stunning Michael Jackson hologram performs at Billboard Music Awards http://t.co/a7U2wboZpB #BBMAs pic.twitter.com/RPoqPcc9wC
— Mashable (@mashable) May 19, 2014