THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: MARCH 5, 2014

No 'smidgen of corruption'? Lois Lerner still silent on damning Tea Party email

Shorter Lerner: I exercise my 5th amendment right because there wasn't a smidgen of corruption at the #IRS.
— Razor (@hale_razor) March 5, 2014

Lerner email pic.twitter.com/HzgCVNHQui
— Greta Van Susteren (@gretawire) March 5, 2014

#StandWithWomen? Absurd @BarackObama tweet destroyed with one key suggestion

Is that why you pay women in the WH less? RT @BarackObama: #WomensHistoryMonth. Show your support and #StandWithWomen pic.twitter.com/Sfl0wg7y9y
— PB & Chelly (@chelseagrunwald) March 4, 2014

Wild, crazy night! This is what happens when Patricia Heaton has 'too many glasses of wine'

You know what happens when you watch tv too late on a Saturday night? You end up ordering the Soul 70's collection.
— Patricia Heaton (@PatriciaHeaton) March 2, 2014

Now the Time/Life collection of soft rock hits is looking good to me. I think I had one too many glasses of wine tonight.
— Patricia Heaton (@PatriciaHeaton) March 2, 2014

'Crazy and racist': Ala. Dem says white pro-life GOPers would abort biracial grandkids

@JessicaChasmar @WashTimes How did I know that was going to be Alvin Holmes before I even clicked the link?
— Don Carpenter (@MrDonCarpenter) March 5, 2014

OH RIGHT! Alvin Holmes was the guy who said he didn't like Clarence Thomas because he's married to a white woman. http://t.co/GzRfWbwlYL
— RB (@RBPundit) March 5, 2014

@KatMcKinley Oy, Alvin Holmes. That's the same POS who called Clarence Thomas an "Uncle Tom."
— L.N. Smithee (@LNSmithee) March 5, 2014

'Avoiding 3 a.m. phone calls': Stumped Dems get help listing #HillaryAccomplishments

Know a Hillary Clinton supporter? Here's what you should ask them. https://t.co/LQAO8cXWi7 #tcot
— Dan Joseph (@DanJoseph78) March 5, 2014

#HillaryAccomplishments Turning her husband's perversions into the springboard for an undeserved political career.
— Harold Nikiforakis (@Nikk1066) March 5, 2014

#HillaryAccomplishments Established a Russian Reset ensuring peace in the region and mutual respect between our two nations. Ha!
— Victor Nikki (@hapkidobigdad) March 5, 2014

#HillaryAccomplishments Most inappropriate response to a question ever: "What Difference at this point does it make?".
— Angie (@Artist_Angie) March 5, 2014

'Just a flesh wound!' HHS announces yet another arbitrary Obamacare delay

Hi @ofa, if Obamacare is so great, why does Pres Obama keep delaying it?
— Matthew (@Matthops82) March 5, 2014

Obama figures if he can delay Obamacare until after his presidency is over, they'll have to name the disaster after someone else.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) March 5, 2014

Dems doom Obama's radical DOJ nominee; 'Deranged' Harry Reid decries GOP racism

I don't know about you, but I'm shocked that Harry Reid would claim racism on the Debo Adegbile vote.
— Jim Amato (@TekJim) March 5, 2014

'Ignorance on so many levels': John Fugelsang 'jokes' Michele Bachmann in gay marriage

Another day, more gay-baiting from liberals. Sigh. https://t.co/MbDN1QlpEj
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) March 5, 2014

'My heart just melted': Carly Rae Jepsen loves pic of baby welcoming soldier dad with sign inspired by her song

My heart just melted seeing this! A soldier is welcomed home with this sign by his daughter. What an adorable girl! ♥ pic.twitter.com/fKoufF1qCn
— Carly Rae Jepsen (@carlyraejepsen) March 6, 2014

Harry Reid: Blocking Obama DOJ nominee who defended convicted cop killer 'unfair guilt by association'

@SenatorReid Can't wait to see the commercials against the vulnerable Dems who voted for him Dingy...
— Kevin Burton (@KevinBurton7) March 6, 2014