THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: MARCH 3, 2014

Reports: Russia tells Ukraine to surrender in Crimea or 'face storm'

Local pro-Russia militia prevent media getting close to besieged Ukrainian base at Perevalne, Crimea. pic.twitter.com/EnVKkzKNqF
— John Angier (@johnangier) March 3, 2014

@bbcnews_ticker and so it begins...
— Wilbo (@Janus456) March 3, 2014

Congresswoman says '12 Years a Slave' acknowledges 'what America has denied for over 200 years'

@RepKarenBass Care to elaborate? That could be one of the most ignorant statements I've ever read.
— Sean Frances (@SeanFrances) March 3, 2014

'Cesspool!' Tepid applause when Matthew McConaughey thanked God at Oscars; Guess who got more

God gets even less applause than Woody Allen at the #Oscars.
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) March 3, 2014

More ppl applauded when Cate Blanchett mentioned probable child rapist, Woody Allen than when @McConaughey mentioned God. #Hollywood
— Sage (@sage80_rocker) March 3, 2014

Woody Allen Got More Applause Than God at the Oscars: Which ancient, neurotic pervert got more applause at t... http://t.co/clO4mQW71v
— igho♡♥ (@misniicole) March 3, 2014

Iran executes two for homosexuality; Iowahawk wonders why 'U.S. wedding cake activists' silent

US wedding cake activists strangely silent. RT @JammieWF Iran Executes Two for ‘Perversion’ http://t.co/jZBx0DrHkP
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 3, 2014

Idaho bakery declines to cater same-sex wedding: OMG JIM CROW Iran hangs gay men from construction cranes: whatever
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 3, 2014

'Et tu, MSNBC?' Are Obama lapdogs who mocked Romney's validated Russia comments turning on their hero?

Memories: Chris Matthews and MSNBC trash Romney for suggesting Russia might be a problem http://t.co/b1l2o8a10p
— James Hirsen (@thejimjams) March 3, 2014

Wow. MSNBC playing Obama's "1980s called" line from 2012... Disapprovingly!
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) March 3, 2014

'Like Putin cares': President Cliché warns Russia not to be on 'wrong side of history'

Meanwhile, Ukrainians are on the wrong side of Russian guns - RT @AFP: Obama says #Russia on 'wrong side of history' in #Ukraine
— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) March 3, 2014

'Amateur hour': Deputy nat'l security adviser unaware of Putin's intentions

WH Deputy Natl Security Adviser Tony Blinken re Putin's intentions: "I honestly don't know what his end goal is." @npratc
— melissa block (@NPRmelissablock) March 3, 2014

Flashback: Guess what Arianna Huffington warned would happen if Romney was elected

Amazing. Can't make this stuff up. ==> pic.twitter.com/9vEUf0c0WW
— Sean Parnell (@SeanParnellUSA) March 3, 2014

'Astonishing discovery'! The New Republic: Romney was 'exactly right' about Russia

Everybody laughed at Romney then, but @ichotiner says Mitt was exactly right about #Russia: http://t.co/C3hqu7yTQQ
— The New Republic (@tnr) March 3, 2014

Well too fucking late now isn't it @tnr http://t.co/hAs4Z5OYz8
— S.M (@redsteeze) March 3, 2014

John Kerry: 'We will not permit Iran to obtain a nuclear weapon. Period.'

Kerry at AIPAC: "We will not let Iran develop a nuclear weapon. Period."
— Jim Acosta (@JimAcostaCNN) March 4, 2014

I guess with a 'Period' I'll have to believe him RT .@philipaklein: Kerry said they won't let Iran get a nuclear weapon, "Period."
— The Mad Hessian (@TheMadHessian) March 4, 2014

If you like your nuke-free Iran… RT @philipaklein: Kerry said they won't let Iran get a nuclear weapon, "Period."
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) March 4, 2014