DEAR LEADER NEEDS A HUG OR SOMETHING

I guess there's nothing like celebrating May Day in the Oval Office by hugging an adorable little girl.  Of course, the hugging could have been done without the royal photographer being there to record for the viewing pleasure of the people.

I know that Dear Leader is desperate for any activity that doesn't require actual leadership or governing but the sheer number of these idiotic photo ops needs to be reduced.  The so-called "charm offensive" is already a failure because the people are fully aware that Dear Leader is a liar who cannot be trusted.  History has taught us that using children as props and exploiting them for political gain is neither a new phenomenon nor a credible one.  See for yourself...

Now, let's be clear.  It's not my intention to imply that Obama is like Hitler.  The point is that publicity stunts, such as arranging an official photo be taken in order to demonstrate "caring," are extremely sketchy.  Obviously, any genocidal dictator can do as much.  

So if all our Dear Leader has to offer are more speeches, more photo ops and more emotional blackmail aimed directly at the people in order to promote his legacy, then he's already a lame duck.  Almost as lame as the dead guy below.