Donut licker Ariana Grande only said 'I hate America' because she cares so much about healthy eating
Whatever you do @ArianaGrande Please for the love of God do NOT fire your PR Team.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) July 8, 2015
Pop singer and Nickelodeon alumna Ariana Grande has issued an apology after a security video posted to TMZ Tuesday appeared to show Grande and her boyfriend licking a tray of powdered jelly donuts left on a donut shop counter. Gross, but no big deal, right? Later in the video, though, an employee brings out a tray of oversized donuts, apparently inspiring Grande to declare, "What the fuck is that? I hate Americans. I hate America."
TMZ called it a case of "fat shaming on a national scale." As the video went viral, a representative said the singer would not be performing this Saturday at the MLB All-Star Concert at the Paul Brown Stadium in Cincinnati - because she had her wisdom teeth removed Monday. A written statement has been making the rounds of social media today, and it's pretty much guaranteed to provide more entertainment than Grande's entire career so far.
Statement just in from @ArianaGrande over "I Hate America" doughnut-licking controversy pic.twitter.com/z6Ge68Myjb
— David Mack (@davidmackau) July 8, 2015
i've emailed back to ask if she licked the doughnuts or not. also, what is my life
— David Mack (@davidmackau) July 8, 2015
Seriously, read every word. It's the best thing you'll read all day. Everything about it is amazing. https://t.co/gTxXFTulLg
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) July 8, 2015
You do have to read the entire statement, because there's so much to take in. She's EXTREMELY proud to be an American and loves her "county," but she's just so frustrated by the country's child obesity rate, you guys.
So Ariana Grande's "apology" is basically her ranting about how she doesn't like donuts, freedom, or fat people? Ok.
— AG (@AG_Conservative) July 8, 2015
Ariana Grande licked a bunch of donuts because she's worried about childhood obesity you guys https://t.co/gTxXFTulLg
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) July 8, 2015
Ariana Grande's apology: I love America, I licked the donut because you're a bunch of fatties. https://t.co/ufMC5LjGhr
— Adam Serwer (@AdamSerwer) July 8, 2015
.@AdamSerwer If we're getting technical, she only said she loved her county, not her country.
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) July 8, 2015
@seanmdav @AdamSerwer The worst part of this 'apology'? She just called doughnuts "poison"
— Johnny Bearcat (@JohnnyBearcat) July 8, 2015
Step 1: Lick a bunch of donuts
Step 2: Say how much you hate America
Step 3: Accuse people of taking you out of context
The Aristocrats.
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) July 8, 2015
I care very much about health in America which is why I lick food that isn't mine in public - Genius millennial spokesperson @ArianaGrande
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) July 8, 2015
i licked those donuts because i'm worried about infant mortality is the worst excuse i've ever heard for anything, ever.
— David Harsanyi (@davidharsanyi) July 8, 2015
@seanmdav This is glorious. Next time I'm at a child's party, I'm going to just sit there licking the cake crying, "Save the children!"
— Marybeth Glenn (@MBGlenn) July 8, 2015
I'm extremely proud to be an American and have always made that clear, except when I said I hate Americans and America on tape.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) July 8, 2015
"food is very important to me" https://t.co/CSq5R3DvXq
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) July 8, 2015
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