THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: SEPTEMBER 30, 2014

Obama won't like this deadpan snark from Bret Baier (nor the responses), so take a look!

if u want a breakdown of the "Khorasan Group" -or whomever we were striking in Syria..This is it -hint: core al Qaeda http://t.co/nc0eK2l3Pq
— Bret Baier (@BretBaier) September 29, 2014

@BretBaier I thought Al Queda was on the Run. More changing of names to confuse everyone by Obama!
— Gary Tanner (@whithorn20) September 29, 2014

@BretBaier As Andrew McCarthy says Obama Made Up Khorasan to Deceive American People. He Can't say al Quaeda anymore. http://t.co/v4GJZsOZ8M
— MadBob (@BaylorBob) September 29, 2014

'Not even a D student': When it comes to showing up, Obama flunks out

Hi @vj44, when you're done appearing on TV shows, can you ask your friend what we're paying him for? pic.twitter.com/BoMMsGafgs
— S.M (@redsteeze) September 30, 2014

@redsteeze @vj44 I like how he skips his briefings then blames the intelligence community for not anticipating ISIS.
— The Real Bepo (D) (@TheRealBepo) September 30, 2014

Easy to understand why Obama underestimates the threats to the US when he skips 60% of his daily briefings. Out of sight, out of mind.
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) September 30, 2014

What? No way! Guess what Secret Service blames for WH fence jumper foul-up

Secret Service head blames Washington's most feared terrorist group, the Lacka Fundeen
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 30, 2014

Am I reading this right? The Secret Service couldn’t stop a White House intruder because it doesn’t have enough money?
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 30, 2014

@JonahNRO "funding constraints" ---- drink!
— pinecohen (@pinecohen) September 30, 2014

When the head of an agency says the problem is lack of funding, that person literally has no idea what went wrong.
— RB (@RBPundit) September 30, 2014

'You got to go, lady': Time for bumbling Secret Service director to hit the road?

Pierson is awful and her answers are ridiculous. Everyone in government is always terrible at everything about everything all the time.
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) September 30, 2014

USSS director Pierson: 'It is obvious that mistakes were made.' Her testimony has been at that level all day.
— Byron York (@ByronYork) September 30, 2014

Secret Service chief: "This is unacceptable and I take full responsibility." Translation: "LOL, you can't fire me."
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 30, 2014

'Ever heard of these guys?' Rep. John Mica has some advice for Secret Service

"Have you ever heard of these guys?" asks Rep. Mica pic.twitter.com/wMtyIdYvOD
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) September 30, 2014

HAHAHAHA. #ADT go John Mica. #SecretService
— MyPrezDontKnowShit (@jmurd911) September 30, 2014

WH fence jumper saga 'gets even worse'; Can we count on these guys to help?

Are you shitting me? https://t.co/d3ePxr25LR
— RB (@RBPundit) September 30, 2014

The Secret Service fencejumper scandal somehow gets even worse http://t.co/l4VFMVz00j
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) September 30, 2014

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO of the Secret Service officer who foiled the White House fence-jumper pic.twitter.com/DI20SjXZdP
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) September 30, 2014

I knew that Obama, his Cabinet and whole Admin was a #clownshow, but hoped the #SecretService was different https://t.co/4Qe71E6nJt Damn.
— Tom (@BoreGuru) September 30, 2014

Fence jumpers, beware! MAD Magazine has sneak peek at WH's 'deadly new security system'

White House Unveils Deadly New Security System http://t.co/pIunVfMDpM pic.twitter.com/3VACKC1M5I
— MAD Magazine (@MADmagazine) September 30, 2014

'Third world competent': Secret Service surprised by man with gun in elevator with president

From @susancrabtree: Man in elevator with president had a gun. Secret Service didn’t know.
— Byron York (@ByronYork) September 30, 2014

EXCLUSIVE: Secret Service allowed a breach during Obama’s Sept. 16 trip to Atlanta. http://t.co/f4RlC4YzFq by @susancrabtree
— Ryan Teague Beckwith (@ryanbeckwith) September 30, 2014

On. An. Elevator. With. The. President. With. A. Gun. http://t.co/wDnM4rAlTi
— Lizzie O'Leary (@lizzieohreally) September 30, 2014

I just assumed every elevator in America had a guy on it with a gun and a criminal record.
— Paul Wells (@InklessPW) September 30, 2014

'Liberal hypocrisy at its best': Mumia Abu-Jamal to deliver commencement address

Wow. The cop-killer Mumia Abu-Jamal was chosen *by the students* to give the college commencement address. http://t.co/cEegzLqIKh
— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) September 30, 2014

Outrageous that #Goddard or any university would honor an unrepentant cop killer. http://t.co/a928GCaIwG
— Senator Pat Toomey (@SenToomey) September 30, 2014

@Cameron_Gray WTF?
— Anette Wachter (@30calgal) September 30, 2014

@Cameron_Gray Brandeis U. banned Aayan Hirsi Ali from speaking, but Harvard is honoring Oprah Winfrey and Harry Belafonte #BanCollege
— Occupy This (@jandtee) September 30, 2014

Hack-tastic Neil deGrasse Tyson tweet sparks a hashtag game: #TysonTweets

If Detroit added a pro-sports team & called it the Bears, the City could boast it was home to the Lions and Tigers and Bears.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) September 30, 2014

@seanmdav Why do you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) October 1, 2014

Civil wars sure don't seem civil to me. #TysonTweets
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014

"Jumbo" shrimp amirite? RT @seanmdav: Civil wars sure don't seem civil to me. #TysonTweets
— Dave in Texas (@DaveinTexas) October 1, 2014

If Monday wasn't the first day after the weekend then Tuesdays would suck #TysonTweets
— M Gardner (@Engerlandm8) October 1, 2014

I once went to a crowded firehouse and yelled "Movie!" Those firemen sure thought I was clever. #TysonTweets
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014

@allahpundit @seanmdav #TysonTweets or #StevenWrightTweets? How come abbreviated is such a long word?
— _RobRob (@_RobRob) October 1, 2014

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink? RT @seanmdav: Civil wars sure don't seem civil to me. #TysonTweets
— KingShamusé (@KingShamus) October 1, 2014

I once asked a polar bear which way was north and which way was south. He had no clue! Somebody get that dumb bear a new name. #TysonTweets
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014

Kid at the birthday party keeps yelling "To Infinity and beyond!" So I find his mother...I'm trying to explain the math error #TysonTweets
— Steve G (@StevenGoldsch) October 1, 2014