USA vs Germany at the World Cup: Prepare for World War Pun
If you start running now, you might escape the storm of crappy World War II jokes that'll be unleashed during the USA-Germany game tomorrow.
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) June 26, 2014
@jwoodham @lynnemarie12 I did Nazi that coming.
— Richard King (@rtking10) June 26, 2014
@jwoodham Gonna be a blitzkrieg of horrible puns.
— Chris Harrelson (@ChrisNHarrelson) June 26, 2014
@jwoodham @DanJoseph78 "hitlerious"
— Kenneth (@silverkranch) June 26, 2014
'So cool': US vs Germany in zero-g 'Out of this World Cup'
Friendly #WorldCup rivalry pits U.S. vs German astronauts on space station: http://t.co/XkjeL9dP4S #USA #GIF #ISS http://t.co/mtDyqbQtPk
— NASA (@NASA) June 25, 2014
German embassy hosts World Cup watch party in DC; DuPont Circle 'stuffed with humans'
FREAKING AWESOME RT @washingtonpost: Hello, Dupont Circle pic.twitter.com/bySulPS3cJ via @Kiratiana #USAvsGermany
— Chris Cillizza (@TheFix) June 26, 2014
DuPont circle right now is crazy. #worldcup #usa pic.twitter.com/jjadAIP9Ry
— Ginger Gibson (@GingerGibson) June 26, 2014
Dupont Circle, stuffed with humans. #USAvGER #dc pic.twitter.com/OBiu6j7Vpw
— Maggie Winters (@moonstompmaggie) June 26, 2014
'Wait'll Obama reads the paper tomorrow': Supreme Court rules WH's recess appointments unconstitutional
Whoa. SCOTUS holds, in a decision by J. Breyer, that Obama's so-called recess appointments were improper.
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) June 26, 2014
Obama's recess appointment nonsense was so patently unconstitutional even the liberals on the Court couldn't carry water for it this time.
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) June 26, 2014
The key to the appointment power will be the senate calendar — so long as the senate says it is in session, recess appointments are blocked
— SCOTUSblog (@SCOTUSblog) June 26, 2014
Wait'll Obama reads the paper tomorrow and finds out Obama broke the law with his recess appointments. He'll be livid!
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) June 26, 2014
'Free speech wins:' SCOTUS unanimously overturns expansive abortion clinic 'buffer zones'; Left goes nuts
Massachusetts buffer zone around abortion clinics violates the First Amendment, U.S. Supreme Court says http://t.co/tG675EKYx0
— LegalTimes (@Legal_Times) June 26, 2014
Mother of all things. Fuckity fuckity fuck. Buffer zones are gone.
— wyzwomyn (@wyzwomyn) June 26, 2014
fuck.
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) June 26, 2014
THE FUCK IS THIS SCOTUS BULLSHIT ABOUT BUFFER ZONES. THE FUCK. UNANIMOUS EVEN? THEEEE FUUUUUUUCK.
— Anna Rubin (@quicksilvre) June 26, 2014
I have no words for the rage I feel at SCOTUS destroying the safety essential buffer zones around clinics UNANIMOUSLY. FUCK YOU PEOPLE.
— April Gardner (@slignot) June 26, 2014
Fuck, SCOTUS! http://t.co/hNlKEhONLq
— Carolyn Lake (@CarolynLake) June 26, 2014
'Huge lie': Oliver Willis claims libs 'don't question legitimacy' of unfavorable court rulings; Memory jarred
just want to note again that when scotus rules against liberals we dont question legitimacy of the court or talk about impeachment
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) June 26, 2014
Bush v. Gore. Keep on being a fucking hack, Oliver. @owillis https://t.co/dnRmIZZKtT
— RB (@RBPundit) June 26, 2014
.@RBPundit .@owillis Don't forget Citizens United. The lack of self-awareness...
— Meanwich 30 (@Chris_Clukey) June 26, 2014
@SMadurski @owillis How many times has Harry Reid railed against the Citizens United ruling on the SENATE FLOOR? #derp
— Vile Koch Myrmidon (@heatpacker) June 26, 2014
'Wasn't the plaintiff a woman?' Sandra Fluke labels SCOTUS 'buffer zone' ruling an 'attack on women's rights'
Supreme Court decides in McCullen v. Coakley that clinic buffer zones are unconstitutional. One more attack on women's rights.
— Sandra Fluke (@SandraFluke) June 26, 2014
@SandraFluke It was unanimous. Pro-choice justices agreed it was unconstitutional.
— SunnyRight (@sunnyright) June 26, 2014
@SandraFluke Afraid if a woman hears the truth they'll turn around & go home to have the baby? Free Speech protects women's rights
— Jen Stroup (@JenStroup) June 26, 2014
Um, 1st Amendment is a woman's right. Stop trying to be relevant. You're not. RT @SandraFluke https://t.co/dtdP152jCH
— Leslie (@LADowd) June 26, 2014
Women shouldn't be allowed to speak in front of abortion clinics, and THAT'S what you consider "women's rights"? @SandraFluke
— Casey Kim (@caseykim12) June 26, 2014
Chris McDaniel: 'We haven't conceded'; More allegations of fraud surface
Bravo. The best way to do it against the powers that be: DIY - Do It Yourself ==> RT @ChuckCJohnson We will True the Vote. #mssen
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) June 26, 2014
Inbox: @senatormcdaniel asks MS GOP to turn over voting records from 6/3 & 6/24 so his campaign can check for irregularities/fraud (1/2)
— David M. Drucker (@DavidMDrucker) June 26, 2014
In statement, @senatormcdaniel says he wants to see if any Dems that voted in D primary on 6/3 voted Cochran on 6/24, essentially. (2/2)
— David M. Drucker (@DavidMDrucker) June 26, 2014
"This is being done to maintain the integrity of the election process & that a fair & honest election was held on behalf of all MSi'ans" CM
— David M. Drucker (@DavidMDrucker) June 26, 2014
Obama is 'like a caged bear' but today he's 'feeling super loose'
"I'm like a caged bear," Pres Obama said earlier today, "and every once in a while I break loose. And I'm feeling super loose today."
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) June 26, 2014
@markknoller hmmmmm. interesting choice of words. pic.twitter.com/OFBZMXHNqc
— Carla (@woohooPhilly) June 26, 2014
@markknoller nothing makes him looser than a group of preselected supporters telling him what he wants to hear.
— Pull Out King (@KingPullOut) June 26, 2014
Sen. Ted Cruz: 'Holder should be impeached if he doesn't appoint a special prosecutor'
If Eric Holder won't appoint a special prosecutor to investigate the #IRS scandal, he should be impeached! pic.twitter.com/blWxxUMCgx
— Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) June 26, 2014
@Ripchord12 @SenTedCruz First order of business in Jan w/GOP Senate, impeach Holder. consent to new AG who agrees to appoint Sp. Prosecutor.
— Sherri (@txtrue) June 26, 2014
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