THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: APRIL 1, 2014

Hey, 'giant douche' Ken Jennings is 'pretty good at Jeopardy'

Ken Jennings is pretty good at Jeopardy. pic.twitter.com/UAOvvmAoim
— Matthew (@Matthops82) April 1, 2014

'Losing his mind in public': Harry Reid's Koch fixation reaches new heights of crazy

.@SenatorReid Have you had a CAT scan lately?
— rdbrewer (@rdbrewer4) April 1, 2014

We’re a few weeks away from Reid blaming the Kochs for 9/11.
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) April 1, 2014

'Possibly the dumbest thing I ever read': Just how stupid is MSNBC's Joy Reid? This stupid

No @JoyAnnReid, it would be like the employees of a kosher deli demanding that the owner sell pork to them. This isn't difficult.
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) March 30, 2014

.@JoyAnnReid is the Hobby Lobby preventing employees from buying birth control or do you simply not understand how analogies work?
— AG (@AG_Conservative) March 30, 2014

Hackery! Politico lapdog Glenn Thrush's joke attempt 'perfectly describes media and Obamacare'

Nope. Sources say go back to sleep. @GlennThrush pic.twitter.com/RTLVaI7Sqm
— VACUOUS CIPHER (@THE_DAILY_BLEAT) April 1, 2014

@GlennThrush A couple of things. You can't keep your plan. Or your Dr. Not gonna save $2500. And 6 million + lost their insurance. :)
— EducatédHillbilly (@RobProvince) April 1, 2014

'Almost made me lose my lunch': Obama, Dems smacked for touting dubious Obamacare milestone

Shorter Obama: Either by termination of policy or a tax (fee) we've forced 7 MILLION PEOPLE to sign up for #Obamacare! WHOOHOO #tcot
— Killer Bunny Foo Foo (@PolitiBunny) April 1, 2014

'Reeks of fear and failure': WH's #7MillionAndCounting claim put in cold perspective

#7MillionAndCounting The number of lies @Barackobama has told. See you in November. #ObamaCare #tcot #tgdn
— BreitTwit (@BreitTwit1) April 1, 2014

'Lie of the year? Laugh of the year?' POTUS: WH never did 'hard sell' of Obamacare

Obama's April Fools joke @markknoller: Pres Obama denies his Administration engaged in "a hard sell" for ObamaCare.
— SalenaZito (@SalenaZitoTrib) April 1, 2014

Did president snub Kathleen Sebelius during Rose Garden speech?

So Pelosi and Durbin got shout-outs from Obama on ACA, but no Sebelius or Reid?
— jennifer bendery (@jbendery) April 1, 2014

Sebelius was sitting right in front of Obama, but didn't get a shout out from the president...
— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) April 1, 2014

AMBER ALERT issued for Kathleen Sebelius. Obama trying to take all the credit for fake enrollment numbers. #tcot
— ✞♕In God I Trust♕✞ (@InGodIDoTrust) April 1, 2014

'Does ACA cover a wah-mbulance?' Obama says opponents are 'mad about the idea of folks having health insurance'

Obama's why-are-they-so-mad-about-people-having-health-insurance a particularly dishonest passage…
— Byron York (@ByronYork) April 1, 2014

Obama Strawman "Why are people so mad about people having health insurance?" Why did you cancel 6.3 million policies? pic.twitter.com/J8KDIKewOl
— The Right Wing M (@TheRightWingM) April 1, 2014

Tsunami warning for Chile following 8.0 magnitude earthquake; Upgraded to 8.2

8.0 magnitude quake off the coast of Chile. To compare: an 8.0 releases 22,387 times the energy of LA's recent 5.1. http://t.co/hvdcHo2Q4u
— Clayton Sandell (@Clayton_Sandell) April 2, 2014