'New version of Clueless': Actress Alicia Silverstone takes the 'idiot crown'
Brkfast with Bear: Shared a bowl of hatu mugi shitaki carrot daikon soup w/a little miso. He loved it and so did I! What's your fav brkfast?
— Alicia Silverstone (@AliciaSilv) September 11, 2013
Dying of measles because your mom vaccinated you with miso soup #caucasualties http://t.co/rf4dVtgJ3Z
— Chris Person (@Papapishu) April 18, 2014
'Damn the career consequences!' Pat Sajak, man of 'courage,' comes out with the truth
Damn the career consequences! I'm hereby proclaiming my heterosexuality!
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) April 18, 2014
'He raised $1B for campaign': Dems seeking $100 million in taxpayer funds for Obama library sparks disgust
State so broke it issues bonds to pay pensions finds $100 million in seat cushions for Obama Presidential Library http://t.co/gx4Lom6uQD
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 18, 2014
Every presidential library since FDR's were built with private financing. Until now.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 18, 2014
Reagan library has a panoramic view of Simi Valley, an entire Air Force One & costs $60m, all private. IL: $100m public for part of Obama's.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 18, 2014
He raised $1B for campaign, but IL thinks Obama library needs $100M in taxpayer $ from a state drowning in debt? @RahmEmanuel #notimpressed
— Malia (@BionicChick3) April 18, 2014
'Brilliant idea!' Would Obama submit to tough interview in return for $250k DNC donation?
Multi-part tweet (1) I had an idea and am crafting a Kickstarter campaign. I want to raise $250K to be donated to the DNC in return for...
— JimmyNeutron (@jneutron1969) April 18, 2014
@jneutron1969 (2) a no-holds barred interview with Pres Obama, with no questions submitted in advance by @SharylAttkisson for 2 hours...
— JimmyNeutron (@jneutron1969) April 18, 2014
'Bought the president': Does lib billionaire Tom Steyer hold all the Keystone cards?
Release from @TomSteyer on Keystone: "This is rotten eggs for TransCanada and good news on Good Friday"
— Nick Confessore (@nickconfessore) April 18, 2014
This has absolutely nothing to do with why President Obama keeps delaying #Keystone I swear. http://t.co/tBoAa8tG7m #KXL
— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) April 18, 2014
Tom Steyer apparently decides US energy and economic policy now.
— SunnyRight (@sunnyright) April 18, 2014
PETA shames first lady for use of real eggs in White House Easter egg roll
@TheRoot @peta Those children were definitely pawns used by their parents. PETA needs to go suck eggs!
— BeingMe (@dubose_belinda) April 18, 2014
@theGrio @ArrogantDemon Man fuck them and their KKK outfits
— BrookLyn (@BrookLyn1825) April 18, 2014
Comedian Joe Mande has an indecent proposal involving Ted Cruz
Austin, my offer still stands. I will pay anyone $100 if they fling a wad of cum at Ted Cruz' face, Silence of the Lambs style.
— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) April 19, 2014
My Jewish lawyers have advised me to say that I do not support, nor would I ever actually fund, a cum assault on any sitting US Senator...
— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) April 19, 2014
These comments were said in jest and should not be taken seriously. Please do not fling anything, even cum, at Ted Cruz's face. Thank u ✌️🇺🇸
— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) April 19, 2014
'That's what Monica said'! Snarkers go to town on Hillary's new book title
My new book "Hard Choices" isn't about Bill & his hookers but he thought it was when he suggested this as cover.
pic.twitter.com/QMZOrWw0cn
— Hillary Clinton (@CallMeAt3AM) April 18, 2014
'Typo or Freudian fantasy?' Vox headline about 'Chelsea Clinton's presidency' mock-splained
Vox has a bit of a typo pic.twitter.com/5Ou1TOQtgp
— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) April 18, 2014
This just proves Obamacare was a success. RT @FreeBeacon: Vox has a bit of a typo pic.twitter.com/IXnRp7s2ku
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) April 18, 2014
'This is embarrassing': Chelsea's pregnancy fuels Politico's 'shameless' Hillary crush
Oh FFS. RT @AlexPappas: And there it is: Politico on what Chelsea Clinton's baby means for Hillary 2016. http://t.co/7RFWbCjtfR
— Jeff Poor (@jeff_poor) April 18, 2014
LOL RT @AlexPappas: This is a real sentence in a Politico story about how Chelsea's baby affects 2016 pic.twitter.com/GDB7RRYtHY
— Ellen Carmichael (@ellencarmichael) April 18, 2014
Good Lord, @politico. pic.twitter.com/OMyFfBPC7C
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) April 18, 2014
@JohnEkdahl Hmmm, it's almost like @politico is in the tank for Pant Suits.
— Weasel Zippers (@weaselzippers) April 18, 2014
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