THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: APRIL 29, 2014

'Peak jackassery'! Vox: Americans are too dumb to grasp Obamacare's awesomeness

Who you gonna believe? Me or your lying cancellation letter? #ObamacarePickupLines MT @voxdotcom America's convinced itself Obamacare sucks
— Banned for Life (@robinbmurphy) April 29, 2014

Obamacare failures are just local train-wreck stories MT @seanhackbarth: Shorter Vox: Obamacare has a PR problem. pic.twitter.com/H4AVWzCt9L”
— L (@OrwellForks) April 29, 2014

Oops: Are you sure those attacks are 'partisan,' John Kerry?

Kerry: “I will not allow my commitment to Israel to be questioned by anyone, particularly for partisan, political purposes”
— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) April 29, 2014

Inflammatory rhetoric comparing Israel’s democracy to repugnant apartheid policy is irresponsible, inaccurate & counterproductive
— Nita Lowey (@NitaLowey) April 28, 2014

Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East and any linkage between Israel and apartheid is nonsensical and ridiculous.
— Sen. Barbara Boxer (@SenatorBoxer) April 28, 2014

Why all the fuss from Democrats? Kerry's equating Israel with apartheid is standard fare on the Left http://t.co/cZIhTSdp2o
— Mark Krikorian (@MarkSKrikorian) April 29, 2014

Hypocritical White House in no rush to #RaiseTheWage for its unpaid interns; Iowahawk zings

Minimum wage for 300 White House interns: $0.00 per hour http://t.co/v5lcvZo82E
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 29, 2014

Diff between entry level Walmart job and White House internship? 1. Walmart pays. 2. Nobody giggles at "I'm an entry level Walmart worker."
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 29, 2014

If they raise the minimum wage, White Castle should change its name to White House and start offering "prestigious Slider internships."
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 29, 2014

White House interns shouldn't expect money. They get paid plenty in terms of experience, prestige, and dress stains.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 29, 2014

Heh: Louis C.K. still fed up with Common Core after Matt Yglesias Voxsplains

@mattyglesias I'm pretty sure @louisck is smart enough to know what Common Core is, asshole. He reads his kids' HW.
— Harry (@Tark31) April 28, 2014

"Oh wow, I didn't understand it until now. Thanks @mattyglesias!" -@louisck Haha, not really. https://t.co/7JroOpRUGp
— L (@OrwellForks) April 28, 2014

Schadenfreudelicious: Media Matters' union busting hypocrisy angers employees

In fairness to @mmfa, a unionized staff would make them less efficient at exposing wingnut lies about why unions make things less efficient.
— Andrew Stiles (@AndrewStilesUSA) April 29, 2014

#Cry us a river - #MediaMatters employees 'feel betrayed' by anti-union actions http://t.co/bQ40rmODAP #Babies #tcot pic.twitter.com/v349v1LkYN
— Less Gov. More Fun. (@LessGovMoreFun) April 29, 2014

Does Don Sterling's lifetime ban open 'Pandora's Box' for gay marriage opponents in NBA?

Pandoras Box Is Wide Open Now.. "@DanAmira: Curious what the NBA would do now if an owner says something about, I don't know, gay rights."
— IT IS WHAT IT IS (@CAPDEE) April 29, 2014

Hey here’s one of the Clippers making a gay slur http://t.co/PjOqfzbE8F Gonna ban him for life too? #nba #bannedforlife
— Craig Reidel (@craigreidel) April 29, 2014

Laugh or cry? Racist Al Sharpton cheers NBA's lifetime ban of racist Don Sterling

it's a good thing @TheRevAl doesn't own an NBA team.....#MSNBC #LeanForward
— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) April 29, 2014

'That’s a big fuckin email': Goal after Benghazi was to underscore YouTube video protest

cc @rhodes44 RT @bfinstock Wow. That's a big fuckin email: #Benghazi pic.twitter.com/QdfQHd6Su5
— S.M (@redsteeze) April 29, 2014

My God. RT @jaketapper: Newly released Benghazi documents reinforce White House push that video was to blame http://t.co/AWfAhPlFUA
— Julia Porterfield (@JK_Porterfield) April 29, 2014

@jaketapper the way this story was buried is a sad statement about journalism. Used to go after scandals regardless of pol leaning. #scandal
— Sam Won (@SamObiWon) April 29, 2014

Sharyl Attkisson finds the 'smoking gun' in latest Benghazi document dump

@SharylAttkisson too bad @CBSNews couldn't open their minds & let you actually be a journalist reporting facts instead of playing protector
— Layla Abeyta (@beytamover) April 29, 2014

@SharylAttkisson lesson learned: cannot do real investigation during this admin
— Connie McDonald (@ConnieAustinTX) April 30, 2014

Tim Allen: 'Who decides' when you've made enough money? Asked and answered

@ofctimallen That is not the purpose, it is about equal stuff in everybody's house. Remember, at a certain point, U have made enough money!
— Lisa Hill (@hillplus) April 27, 2014

@hillplus Who decides when one has made enough money.
— Tim Allen (@ofctimallen) April 27, 2014

@ofctimallen In all seriousness, I am sure we can both agree, that decision is best left in the hands of the individual.
— Lisa Hill (@hillplus) April 27, 2014