THE WHORISH FACE OF DOOMED AMERICA????

Taylor Swift has popped up on the radar screen of WBC's hate machine.  As if Taylor wasn't influential enough in the culture she apparently also holds the fate of America in her hands.

Just in case there wasn't already enough crazy packed into this week — Bert and Ernie being gay, and all that — the folks at Westboro Baptist Church decided to announce that Taylor Swift is a whore.

Yes, that's right: THE WHORISH FACE OF DOOMED AMERICA, the pop-country star formerly known as Taylor Swift, has been guilty of "hopping from one young man to the next and strutting across the world stage like a proud whore," according to the WBC press release.

Swift is known for what sometimes seems like a revolving door of highly publicized romances, and the WBC apparently doesn't look too kindly on all her "fornicating."

The perpetually heartbroken singer has an impressively long list of short romances with half of Hollywood. While Swift's relationships don't last long she completely invests herself in them, and admittedly falls in love far too easily:

"The way I look at love is you have to follow it, and fall hard, if you fall hard. You have to forget about what everyone else thinks," she recently told Rolling Stone. "It has to be an us-against-the-world mentality. You have to make it work by prioritizing it, and by falling in love really fast, without thinking too hard. If I think too hard about a relationship I'll talk myself out of it. ...I have rules for a lot of areas of my life. Love is not going to be one of them."

Westboro criticized the singer's own father, claiming:

"He has no compunction about her immodest vulgar appearance or serial fornication. With a hating hypocrite for a dad – who will jealously guard her income, while not giving a thought for her never-dying soul – no wonder she grew up to be the poster child for the young whores of doomed-america."

Poster child for "young whores" or not -- the WBC also recognizes that Swift has a massive Twitter following, and they believe that if she were only to tweet something like "Stop fornicating ladies, and obey God" to her more than 30 million followers, it would "rock the house."

Whatever.  Obviously the WBC wingnuts need a publicity boost and targeting a powerhouse like Taylor Swift is an effective way to do it.  It's her world and we're all just in it...and WBC is the steaming pile of fly-ridden dogshit lurking in the grass.  

But, speaking of old boyfriends and rocking the house...

When you're as famous as Taylor Swift, your staff can transform into your 'touring family.'

The 23-year-old country-pop starlet invited her dancers, singers, and other assorted staff on payroll to her lavish Rhode Island estate for the Independence Day holiday.

The seven-time Grammy winner, who's in the midst of her Red Tour, posted several smiling snapshots of the group's merry festivities on her official blog Friday.

The blonde Amazon also showcased her lean 5ft 10in frame and cleavage in a cherry-print push-up bikini and high-waisted trunks.

Taylor and some of her incredibly fit backup dancers struck athletic poses while leaping in the air for beach-front shots.

'You've seen us all in our show costumes on the Red Tour,' Swift wrote on her website. 'Here's what we all look like in RED, white, and blue.'

Swift purchased the sprawling waterfront home in New Westerly, Rhode Island, for $17.75 million back in April.  And why not?  She's reportedly already made $55 million this year alone and we're only at the halfway point!

Swift's pre-taped performance for the Macy's Fourth of July Fireworks Spectacular aired Thursday night on NBC.  And her concert footage-filled music video for Red hit the web on Wednesday and has already amassed over 4 million views on YouTube.