PJTV'S THE RUNDOWN: DECEMBER 29, 2014

The Rundown panel has their top three picks for the grossest story of 2014! Take a guess at what they could be!

THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: OCTOBER 29, 2014

That awkward moment when Salon calls TIME an 'embarrassing troll,' is crushed with ONE photo

Pot trolls kettle “@Salon: Time magazine is just an embarrassing Internet troll now http://t.co/MmNUWswoj9”
— The Right Wing M (@TheRightWingM) October 29, 2014

Shot: https://t.co/D0clMPWKvW Chaser: https://t.co/h7dWyAKrPf
— CounterMoonbat (@CounterMoonbat) October 29, 2014

“Yeah!" - @voxdotcom "You tell 'em!" - @Slate RT @Salon: Time magazine is just an embarrassing Internet troll now http://t.co/jIIUk9ilzP
— William J. Miller (@WilliamJMiller) October 29, 2014

Eureka! 'Intervention' needed, but does THIS explain Wendy Davis' 'crazy'?

Someone needs to stage an intervention with Wendy Davis. Seriously. Batsh*t crazy doesn't quite cover it. #txlege #txgov
— Stacey-SisterToldjah (@sistertoldjah) October 29, 2014

@sistertoldjah It does if your real endgame is an MSNBC hosting gig.
— Dan Zimmerman (@STLconservative) October 29, 2014

@sistertoldjah We're just back from a six day vacation to Austin - San Antonio - Sugar Land. #WendyDavis is a statewide joke. #txgov #txlege
— Tom (@BoreGuru) October 29, 2014

@sistertoldjah Her intervention happens next week.
— Peter Costas (@pcostas01) October 29, 2014

'That's so science!' Obama's Ebola presser features the 'perfect prop'

Oh look. Obama is meeting with doctors. You know they're real doctors because they're wearing lab coats.
— Mister H (@ATHudd) October 29, 2014

Well, clearly those people at this WH presser know science. Look at their lab coats! That’s so science!
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) October 29, 2014

"Put lab coats on the guys in the front!" - White House set designer pic.twitter.com/5Hi7VVYQi4
— Trey Tagliaferri (@ALostSpaceman) October 29, 2014

BREAKING - @BarackObama addresses nation from Muppet Laboratories pic.twitter.com/gwMbJyWm6y
— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) October 29, 2014

I bet it was hell trying to keep Joe Biden from grabbing one of the lab coats and standing behind Obama during the press conference.
— Matthew (@Matthops82) October 29, 2014

I like how Obama's Ebola prop people are wearing lab coats OVER suits. #whodoesthat
— Angela (@Bear2theRight) October 29, 2014

@ChrisBarnhart The non-fitting lab coats, straight out of a box are a nice touch. Doesn't the WH have an iron? @BarackObama
— Lady Jaye (@TheLadyJaye) October 29, 2014

Don’t worry, folks. We’re in the best of hands. pic.twitter.com/SYMlXMFxuA
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) October 29, 2014

Is Eric Holder's 'biggest regret' supposed to make James Rosen feel better?

Eric Holder tells #IdeasForum that his biggest regret as AG was how he handled subpoena of @FoxNews correspondent @JamesRosenFNC.
— Paula Reid (@PaulaReidCBS) October 29, 2014

This is Attorney General Holder's answer to what 1 decision he'd like to do over. cc: @JamesRosenFNC pic.twitter.com/02jeAfvRkD
— Oblivier Knox (@OKnox) October 29, 2014

@OKnox @ZekeJMiller @JamesRosenFNC In other words,keep the media out of the loop and damn I wish I had done a better job going after #rosen
— penny green (@penne59) October 29, 2014

'Outclassed him AGAIN!' James Rosen responds to Eric Holder's 'biggest regret'

My response to Attorney General Holder's comments: http://t.co/DCGYP06iRl
— James Rosen (@JamesRosenFNC) October 29, 2014

The @FoxNews story on Attorney General Holder's comments: http://t.co/a6zUuMMVAE
— James Rosen (@JamesRosenFNC) October 29, 2014

@JamesRosenFNC was hoping for a gif of you giving him the finger. You're classier than I am.
— Dennis Walker (@DennisWalkerJr) October 29, 2014

@JamesRosenFNC Well done, you.
— Lourae (@Flaaaaalala) October 29, 2014

@JamesRosenFNC Your professional conduct throughout this 'sordid' affair speaks volumes! Keep up the great work!!
— Garrison Baker (@garrisonbaker) October 29, 2014

'OK, that's clever': These won't help Alison Grimes distance herself from Obama

Hitting mailboxes across Kentucky. Grimes=Obama #kysen https://t.co/sATTwpgSrE
— John Ashbrook (@AshbrookJ) October 29, 2014

'Sold!' Here is the absurd Donna Brazile inadvertently offering great ad for GOP; It's mock-tastic

Republicans only discuss their plans in the vaguest possible form. So far, they’re pro-American, anti-Obama, and that’s about it.
— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) October 29, 2014

@donnabrazile What else is there besides being pro-American and anti-Obama? That's a perfect campaign message, IMO.
— Miss B (@robinbmurphy) October 29, 2014

Donna Brazille: GOPers are pro-American and anti-Obama. Really? So am I! Sign me up! https://t.co/Kmk6ilIVAt
— Ken Gardner (@kesgardner) October 29, 2014

If you thought the NARAL 'Sweet Pea' radio ad on Cory Gardner was bad, wait until you see the TV version!

NARAL, Planned Parenthood & co have so overplayed their hand in Colorado it's not even funny. Congrats Sen. Gardner. https://t.co/Zvf9Nouksf
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) October 29, 2014

This NARAL ad claiming Cory Gardner will cause a condom shortage is even more comedic than I thought: http://t.co/y9xN9KuLLR
— Andrew Johnson (@AndrewE_Johnson) October 29, 2014

First Cory Gardner came for the birth control, and I said nothing http://t.co/IycpACBURa
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) October 29, 2014

Congratulations to NARAL. It just bumped Wendy Davis for the dumbest campaign ad of the year. http://t.co/NO6RY5psLl
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 29, 2014

"What's our proof Cory Gardner will ban birth control? Just puzzle it out, Princess." --@NARAL
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) October 29, 2014

Did climate crony Tom Steyer pay for NARAL's bogus anti-Gardner ad?

It looks like Tom Steyer's climate change PAC paid for that terrible anti-Cory Gardner ad in Colorado. http://t.co/H2Bt7qeY2z
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 29, 2014

So Tom Steyer, who really wanted to make climate change an election issue, is accusing GOP of wanting to ban condoms. http://t.co/45uLinxzPD
— Andrew Stiles (@AndrewStilesUSA) October 29, 2014

Condom shortages? A new stretch in political ads http://t.co/xuHpKWY2Ha #COelections
— 9NEWS Denver (@9NEWS) October 29, 2014

@9NEWS paid for by liberal billionaire Tom Steyer http://t.co/vpqmTgUBAA
— Brooding LarkBunting (@BroodingLark) October 29, 2014

So @TomSteyer, was the condoms ad your own stupid idea or were you ripped off by one of your consultants???
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) October 29, 2014

Climate scientists now suffering 'pre-traumatic stress disorder'

Some climate scientists afflicted by "pre-traumatic stress disorder" b/c no one takes their research seriously. http://t.co/bzKXprl2Xn
— Ryan Maue (@RyanMaue) October 29, 2014

@RyanMaue caring so much about something out of your control generally causes psychosis. most zealot climatologists have pysch issues
— KW (@kenzboard) October 29, 2014

Like research claiming NYC would be underwater in 2008, scientists are now inventing DSM disorders, like "pre-traumatic stress disorder"
— Mugsy (@Mugsy4Fly) October 30, 2014

@CuffyMeh The technical term is "butt hurt".
— A Raised Eyebrow (@ARaised_Eyebrow) October 30, 2014

RED EYE - OCTOBER 14, 2014 FULL EPISODE

Greg welcomes guests Gov. Gary Johnson and Liz MacDonald.

Obama Says He's "Frustrated" By People Who Dare To Criticize His Ebola Response

A visibly agitated President Obama on Wednesday ripped into critics of the U.S. response to the Ebola virus, insisting that his administration was leading the charge to "snuff out" the deadly disease.

"When I hear people talking about American leadership and then are promoting policies that would avoid leadership … [and have us] hiding under the covers, it makes me a little frustrated," the president said, joined by healthcare workers who treated the disease in West Africa, including American Ebola survivor Dr. Kent Brantly.

With less than a week to the midterms, the president is making public remarks almost daily in an attempt to fend off charges that his administration was caught flat-footed by a virus that has traveled from West Africa to the United States.

Governors implementing Ebola policies that contradict the president's blueprint, however, are undermining the White House's message.

Also read: Democrats Walk Out on Another Obama Campaign Stump Speech

THREE MARTINI LUNCH: OCTOBER 29, 2014

National Review's Andrew Johnson joins Greg Corombos. Today's topics: Millennials sour on Obama and the Dems, the State Department wants to bring Ebola-infected doctors to the U.S., and a ridiculous NARAL ad attacks Colorado GOP Senate hopeful Cory Gardner.



The unintentionally funny "Cory Gardner's going to cause a condom shortage" NARAL attack ad

An instant classic via the Federalist and a concise demonstration of what the Denver Post had in mind when it endorsed Gardner a few weeks ago, dismissing Mark "Uterus" Udall's incessant war-on-women messaging in Colorado as an "obnoxious one-issue campaign [and] an insult to those he seeks to convince." Here's NARAL backing Udall up with the stupidest ad of the campaign, in which a guy who — famously — backs making birth control available over the counter somehow becomes the grim reaper of prophylactics, singlehandedly banning the pill and triggering a run on condoms coast to coast.

I'm surprised that NARAL thinks he'd leave condoms alone; if the GOP's goal, as more excitable feminists assure themselves, is to keep women pregnant and out of the work force, it makes no sense to leave condoms on the shelves after the pill has disappeared. Maybe NARAL figured that a simple double-standard critique was more effective. Sure, Cory will allow birth control for men, but not for women. Apart from the freely available OTC birth control for women that he supports, I mean.

Listening to the ad, John McCormack had an image of Gardner as the Hamburglar, going house to house to pilfer women's pills when they weren't looking. What really cinches this as a classic, though, is this line, the funniest inadvertent self-parody of progressive attitudes since Pajama Boy:

Climate change that everyone knows is weirding our weather, Cory flat-out denies it. Sweet Pea, Cory denies science!

Mentioning "science" to flatter progressives that they're the last bulwark against a new Dark Age along with the vague, ridiculous term "weirding the weather" feels like a goof on the sort of lefty who gushes loudly and regularly about science to advertise his intellect but isn't real hung up on the details. (See, e.g., the Neil deGrasse Tyson fanboys.) Why can't Cory see the weirding, Sweet Pea? Does he hate books 'n stuff?

Exit question: Odd that a group that's all about "empowering" women would feature a man explaining politics and current events to his ignorant girlfriend, no?

Also read:

Harvard Millennial Poll Spells Doom for Democrats

If you thought the NARAL 'Sweet Pea' radio ad on Cory Gardner was bad, wait until you see the TV version!

TRIFECTA: YOU ARE FREE TO BE QUARANTINED

THREE MARTINI LUNCH: OCTOBER 28, 2014

National Review's Jim Geraghty joins host Greg Corombos to discuss the day's political news. Today: Dems run away from Obama and Harry Reid, the White House makes up its Ebola policy as it goes along, and a South Dakota Dem nominee for Senate accuses national Democrats of trying to sink his campaign.



Landrieu: Come to think of it, I can't quite say whether I'd support Harry Reid again

I realize we just checked in on the Louisiana Senate race yesterday, but this video juxtaposition is too fun to pass up. Mary Landrieu, on Harry Reid, last night:

"Harry Reid presents some problems…I'm going to make my decision based on what is before me and who is running…I am going to wait to see what the leadership looks like…"

Mary Landrieu, on Harry Reid, in May:

Reporter: "You won't say one way or the other whether you'll back Harry Reid?"

Landrieu: "Well if he runs, I will."

And thus Mary Landrieu unconvincingly joins the swollen ranks of frightened Democrats who are seeking shelter behind awkward equivocations over their own party's leadership, many of whom are trying to deflect attention from long voting records of marching in lockstep when it counts. A vote for Landrieu is a vote for Barack Obama and Harry Reid; the president said so himself.  Crossroads GPS is up with a new ad using Obama's infamous interview with Al Sharpton to deny Landrieu the opportunity to open up daylight between herself and the unpopular president she supports 97 percent of the time...

Also read:

Senate Ethics Committee Conveniently 'Misplaces' Ethics Complaint Against Harry Reid

Toxic: Obama Visits Maryland; Democrat Drops 9 Points?

PJTV'S THE RUNDOWN: OCTOBER 27, 2014

British comedian Russell Brand believes in 9/11 conspiracies, Ebola arrives in New York City thanks to an infected doctor, and why a teen is calling for a boycott of Forever 21.

THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: OCTOBER 26, 2014

'Extortion': Another way the IRS can screw you for doing nothing wrong

When the government can arbitrarily seize your property, your 1st Amendment rights are effectively meaningless. #AssetForfeiture
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 26, 2014

'It's not food, it's violence': Delicious barbecued violence

@GregHillWAAF There is no greater honor than to lay down one's life for a scrumptious feast. #heroPig
— Morgan (@lang_morgan) October 25, 2014

A snark-tastic journey with 'Hillary through history'

Here's a 1947 ad for a thing called a "radio phonograph" People listened to music with this. #HillaryThroughHistory pic.twitter.com/dTCFUefGQf
— S.M (@redsteeze) October 26, 2014

'No more mister nice guy': Alice Cooper's deadly knife skills

@RealAliceCooper Dude! That was AMAZING! And people wonder why I LOVE you! 😍😍
— Delaina Mullins (@Delaina_98) October 26, 2014

Ron Fournier compares the NY/NJ/IL/CT Ebola quarantine to WWII internment camps

@ron_fournier you forgot Pat Quinn in IL.
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) October 26, 2014

'Questionable taste' at National Symphony Orchestra Halloween show?

That's just wrong RT @RyanLizza: Questionable taste at the National Symphony Orchestra's annual Halloween concert. pic.twitter.com/UPnS3KYRdv
— Blue Shift Blog (@BlueShiftBlog) October 26, 2014

Report: Quarantined 'hero' Ebola aid worker planning to sue over her confinement; de Blasio, Cuomo to update at 8pm

Nurse under Ebola quarantine in NJ will sue over her confinement http://t.co/Rk2VSHlD4X
— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) October 26, 2014

Why is Eliot Spitzer's girlfriend so mad at Gov. Christie over the Ebola quarantine?

Another @GovChristie scandal overshadows his work as @The_RGA chair. There is a price for incompetence! http://t.co/kwL88MlITR
— Lis Smith (@Lis_Smith) October 26, 2014

Pres. Obama won't like this brutal truth-snark on Ebola from Saturday Night Live!

'SNL' mocks Obama's handling of Ebola http://t.co/xOFPuoldjd
— HuffPost Politics (@HuffPostPol) October 26, 2014

'Holy crap': Ole Miss fan has epic meltdown over loss to LSU

@ellencarmichael Holy crap.
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) October 26, 2014

Just saw a video of an Ole Miss fan crying saying that she wished the Tigers died on the way home. #StayClassyOleMiss #GeauxTigers 💜💛🐯
— Lauren Fontenot ⚓️ (@ellefontt) October 26, 2014

PJTV'S THE RUNDOWN: OCTOBER 20, 2014

Are school lunches resulting in starving students? A big blow to Vice President Joe Biden's family and why Michael Moore blames Republicans for Ebola!

THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: OCTOBER 19, 2014

Orwellian whitewash: CDC deletes faulty Ebola guidelines poster; Paging Ebola czar!

This is from CDC web page for Ebola personal protective equipment. Notice exposed skin at face & neck. Unacceptable. pic.twitter.com/ChTJwOFGE7
— Jonathan Reiner (@JReinerMD) October 16, 2014

'Nope': Readers don't remember the first U.S. Ebola victim the way People Magazine reports

@peoplemag Who willfully brought his diseased ass to this country. #sorrynotsorry
— LTSRowe (@LTSRowe) October 19, 2014

'A little late?': CDC to issue 'more stringent' Ebola guidelines 'soon'

#CDC #Ebola New CDC Ebola guidelines are a little too late for the 2 nurses. CDC needs reorganization and dismissals of those involved
— Richard (@drkops) October 19, 2014

'Ever called him to account for anything?' Donna Brazile's 'hacktastic' suggestion for Obama is beyond belief

.@donnabrazile @instapundit bc he does that so rarely.
— Reaganette (@Ezinger44) October 19, 2014

'Disgusting': The Met will perform pro-terrorist opera despite protest

.@CUFI See you all at the #klinghoffer Rally on Monday @LincolnCenter NYC Stop The Hate Stop Glorifying Terrorism pic.twitter.com/JpkXK03ryI
— JCCWatch.org (@JCCWatch) October 18, 2014

'Empty bleachers': As Pres. Obama peddles hope, Maryland Dems head for the exits

Maryland crowd walking out on Barack Obama just like his father walked out on him all those years ago, leaving us with a psychological mess.
— Harry (@Tark31) October 19, 2014

Mocktastic Sunday-night funnies: What's your #ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech?

Because hearing "uh" "um" and "let me be clear" isn't that exciting in person #ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech
— Alexis In FL (@AlexisinJax) October 19, 2014

Truthsnark: You'll love this perfect Photoshop of Obama's Ebola task force

All the nightmares MT @CalebHowe: President Obama had an emergency #Ebola meeting Saturday night. EXCLUSIVE photo pic.twitter.com/IfBmLw5Kqg"
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) October 19, 2014

Donna Brazile: 'Voter fraud is a big ass lie'; James O'Keefe: You're 'going to regret saying this'

@JamesOKeefeIII @donnabrazile Nothing worse than a warning from Project Veritas that you're next on the TRUTH COMES OUT list. OUCHEEE!!
— Thought Sandwiches (@TruthAnchorNews) October 20, 2014

'Our prayers were answered': U.S. now air-dropping weapons to Kurds in Syria

Our voices were heard, and our prayers were answered. It's a start! #Airdrop2Kobane http://t.co/aZPJHSogxW
— Chris Keniston (@NoFear3136) October 20, 2014

RED EYE - OCTOBER 10, 2014 FULL EPISODE

Greg welcomes guests Jedediah Bila and Lou Dobbs.

'Visibly angry,' seething mad president takes out deepening frustrations on little white ball

Times reports: Obama is really, really angry that his administration is so incompetent! Well, that's all right then: http://t.co/2G7Iun5aGt
— John Hinderaker (@jhinderaker) October 18, 2014

President Obama is always the first to claim that no one is more frustrated, angry, or upset than he is whenever his administration meets a setback. In a lengthy article in Friday's New York Times, sources at the Ebola meeting for which the president had to cancel a DCCC fundraiser said the president was "visibly angry" at the incompetence on display: 

Beneath the calming reassurance that President Obama has repeatedly offered during the Ebola crisis, there is a deepening frustration, even anger, with how the government has handled key elements of the response. Those frustrations spilled over when Mr. Obama convened his top aides in the Cabinet room after canceling his schedule on Wednesday. Medical officials were providing information that later turned out to be wrong. Guidance to local health teams was not adequate. It was unclear which Ebola patients belonged in which threat categories. "It's not tight," a visibly angry Mr. Obama said of the response, according to people briefed on the meeting. He told aides they needed to get ahead of events and demanded a more hands-on approach…

Funny how often the NYT runs stories reassuring us that Obama's heart is in the right place or that he's angry about right things.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) October 18, 2014

I wrote a while back about Obama’s always being more concerned and angry and upset than everybody else. http://t.co/tmS05ROKqI
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) October 18, 2014

But he's so mad about Ebola leadership @markknoller: Pres Obama golfing at Ft. Belvoir. Bright sunny Fall day.
— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) October 18, 2014

.@markknoller Kicked the #Ebola can over to @RonaldKlain and now it's play time AGAIN - before more fundraising
— Sandy (@RightGlockMom) October 18, 2014

YESTERDAY'S HEADLINES TODAY - VOL. 459

Incompetence Meets Mendacity in the Obama Regime's Ebola Response

Cops: Remains may be those of missing UVA student Hannah Graham

Union Boss on Scott Walker: 'We're Going to Kick His Ass'

The Big Cost of Success: The Rise and Ultimate Fall of ISIS

Government to Ordained Ministers: Celebrate Same-Sex Wedding or Go to Jail

American Academy of Pediatrics Urges IUDs, Contraception for Teen Girls

Reza Aslan's Marxist Account of Islam

God's love must be shown in the Church's treatment of homosexual persons

Cardinal Burke: I think I'm out; Update: "Who do you think?"

What Really Ended the Great Depression

THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: OCTOBER 18, 2014

'That's a clown statement, bro': E.J. Dionne has 'no idea what the Surgeon General does'

@instapundit @EJDionne HOLY SHIT! He really just said that?? Who IS this tool?????
— Porky (@__Porky) October 18, 2014

Donna Brazile: SCOTUS ruling on Texas voter ID 'hurtful to democracy'

Now all states have a model law for voter ID: Supreme Court Allows Texas to Use Voter ID Law http://t.co/rO6KGvGwSN
— Hugh Hewitt (@hughhewitt) October 18, 2014

'#TruthBoom': Iowahawk bullseyes Ebola Czar Ronald Klain's qualifications

Face it: for an administration that hired the likes of Tommy Vietor, Marie Harf, Jen Psaki and Ben Rhodes, Ron Klain IS qualified.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 18, 2014

'Absurd narrative': Pelosi daughter hails Obama's Ebola response in spite of 'GOP funding cuts'

@sfpelosi Whenever your h/t goes to @mmfa, your argument is automatically invalid. Blaming Ebola on GOP "cuts" is disingenuous & you know it
— Carl Gustav (@CaptYonah) October 18, 2014

'Family Guy' writer's dare to pro-2nd Amendment 'heroes' backfires

Clueless, [kloo*less], adjective: https://t.co/RWVarUo5C1 #HandsOffMyGun
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 18, 2014

Is Common Core good or bad for Colorado? Sen. Mark Udall says 'yes'

@BDayspring "Do you think Common Core is good or bad for Colorado?" Udall: "Yes."
— maryincolorado (@maryincolorado1) October 18, 2014

Nailed it! Bobby Jindal shares Obama's four stages of crisis management

LMAO @BobbyJindal's TL right now....
— ConservativeBlackMan (@Thomasismyuncle) October 18, 2014

David Axelrod chides panic-spreading media for 'having feverishly beaten the Ebola drum'

@davidaxelrod But the president doesn't like to take action until the outrage becomes deafening. Warranted to get admin attention. Sad.
— Ours R Mines (@Sam_Bodeen) October 18, 2014

Michael Moore's Texas-bashing Ebola stand-up act really coming along

@MMFlint Fuck off. Oh, and enjoy the rest of your weekend!
— Lizzy Lou Who (@_wintergirl93) October 18, 2014

Kyle Busch and wife send out 'best birth announcement I've ever seen'

Best birth announcement I've ever seen. RT @KyleBusch: Now announcing our plans for the 2015 race season! pic.twitter.com/1wxPi1MTII
— Mushtober (@MushKat) October 18, 2014

FIREWALL: FEAR OF EBOLA

YESTERDAY'S HEADLINES TODAY - VOL. 458

The Macaca Democrats: Why the GOP Is Winning Election 2014

Return of the Clinton Democrats (Not Really)

Yes, Moonbats, Democrat Donors Do Benefit From Democrat Policies They Pay For

Obama's Deadly Ebola Lies

Should protests be banned on the steps of the Supreme Court?

The New York Times Accidentally Admits Privatized Social Security Is Better

Houston Pastor on Subpoenas for Sermons: It's 'Political Thuggery'

Racism: Bus Driver Organizes Black Mob Violence Against White Family

Planned Parenthood Prez: Aborting My Baby "Wasn't a Difficult Decision"

Grover Cleveland's Better Half

THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: OCTOBER 17, 2014

That time when Obama said he's open to an 'Ebola Czar' and had to be reminded he already HAS ONE

Just in: For the first time the President just expressed an openness to possibility of appointing an #Ebola czar
— Ed Henry (@edhenryTV) October 16, 2014

@edhenryTV Are you aware there already is one? Who is MIA for some mysterious reason? http://t.co/UImXxBiwof
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) October 16, 2014

Feel safer? Obama (IL, Party of Science) just picked an 'Ebola czar' with no medical or health care experience

#Obama to name longtime political aide as '#Ebola czar,' bypassing senior health official: http://t.co/BqhbRGZ4u1
— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 17, 2014

A political solution for a health care problem: Obama Ebola Czar Klain Long-Time Lobbyist, Dem Operative http://t.co/3R0pBydkL4 @seanmdav
— Pradheep Shanker MD (@Neoavatara) October 17, 2014

Ron Klain is impressed by Vox, Buzzfeed, Jay Carney, and Wendy Davis. Let that sink in for a moment.
— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) October 17, 2014

Our new #Ebola czar seems to have precisely one marketable skill: damage control for Democrats.
— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) October 17, 2014

Meet Ronald Klain, new Ebola Czar and Election Truther (No, really; Take a look)

Obama Ebola Czar believes elections are rigged https://t.co/xbGFYdc7rN
— JWF (@JammieWF) October 17, 2014

@RonaldKlain @voxdotcom - yup, masterminded by @TheDemocrats ...good catch #EbolaCzar partisan hack!
— The Legionnaire (@2_legion) October 17, 2014

Why get an experienced public health doc when a political hack w. no med. exp. is available? https://t.co/eNQ3rLsbSL #WorstPresidentEver
— Donna Cahill (@DTCahill) October 17, 2014

Who would make #BetterEbolaCzars than Dem hack Ronald Klain? THESE people

You'll be laughing all the way to quarantine RT @HarrietBaldwin: #BetterEbolaCzars pic.twitter.com/FGjrY6Oh1w
— Film Ladd (@FilmLadd) October 17, 2014

#betterebolaczars Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman pic.twitter.com/yoUPeCLGlb
— Carlos (@ticogringopaisa) October 17, 2014

#betterebolaczars Dr. Seuss pic.twitter.com/WwHEqNv8Az
— TheEbolaCzarOutlaw (@WhitmanTony) October 17, 2014

#BetterEbolaCzars pic.twitter.com/80HAHoKpA7
— TedInATL (@TedInATL) October 17, 2014

#betterebolaczars pic.twitter.com/dT9xDoJe4r
— Frank (@FusionFrank) October 17, 2014

#BetterEbolaCzars pic.twitter.com/RamIGbu3aB
— Alo Konsen (@OhioCoastie) October 17, 2014

#BetterEbolaCzars pic.twitter.com/IHaXptitLm
— Jay Clift (@JoshuaWZ44) October 17, 2014

Category Five Hackery: These 14 tweets from Ebola Czar Ronald Klain are unbelievable

I think it’ll be fun to have a hyperpartisan Ebola czar https://t.co/ngGmT6urMn
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) October 17, 2014

One of my fav things on Twitter? Seeing @ThePlumLineGS decimate -- on the MERITS -- conservative critics, in 140 chars or less.
— Ronald Klain (@RonaldKlain) December 21, 2011

Proud to have been the person who hired @PressSec to come to the WH. He did a fantastic job for @VP and @BarackObama! Well done!
— Ronald Klain (@RonaldKlain) May 30, 2014

.@WendyDavisTexas really making her case in #TexasDebates against @GregAbott_TX. Very impressive.
— Ronald Klain (@RonaldKlain) September 19, 2014

Props! "@thinkprogress: NYT on ThinkProgress "widely viewed as surpassing..conservative counterparts [in] new media" http://t.co/dDREVpR6"
— Ronald Klain (@RonaldKlain) October 24, 2011

Great profile of two of Obamaland's best: Jay Carney and Jen Psaki: http://t.co/AYLBwGnh
— Ronald Klain (@RonaldKlain) October 31, 2012

I'm thinking @RonaldKlain should have scrubbed his Twitter page before Obama called ~~> https://t.co/xWjaka1xgu #ElectionTruther
— ConservativeBlackMan (@Thomasismyuncle) October 17, 2014

Snort! Sorry, new Ebola Czar, but 'this is a TOTAL disqualification for public service'

Ron Klain thinks Andy Borowitz is funny. pic.twitter.com/h1qs9LdePo
— Elliott Schwartz (@elliosch) October 17, 2014

Fire this A-hole immediately! RT @elliosch: Ron Klain thinks Andy Borowitz is funny. pic.twitter.com/xx3d1r8SRB
— The Real Bepo (D) (@TheRealBepo) October 17, 2014

@elliosch Next, we're going to find out he likes Nickelback.
— Tyler Sandberg (@wtylersandberg) October 17, 2014

Why did Obama tap Klain as Ebola Czar? This is all you need to know (Hint: It's not to protect US)

@michellemalkin @TwitchyTeam This new Czar isn't here to help the people of the United States. He is only to help Obama look good!
— Jason A. West (@JasonAaronWest) October 17, 2014

Q: What does Ron Klain know about Ebola? Josh Earnest: "We were not looking for an Ebola expert."
— LeftyBollocks (@LeftyBollocks) October 17, 2014

'Cannot possibly be correct. WTF?' Rob Lowe is horrified by new Ebola Czar

Let me get this straight. The new "Ebola Czar" has NO medical experience?!! This cannot possibly be correct. WTF?
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) October 17, 2014

@RobLowe And there you go again saying exactly what I'm thinking.
— Tiffany (@tifflangston) October 17, 2014

'Phew!' The new Ebola Czar has actor Dean Norris 'feelin safer already'

Phew! We have a CZAR in charge of Ebola, feelin safer already
— dean norris (@deanjnorris) October 17, 2014

AND the Ebola Czar is a top expert Phd in medical... Uh, er, wait a minute...fuck
— dean norris (@deanjnorris) October 17, 2014

@deanjnorris *Hears there is an Ebola outbreak. pic.twitter.com/J6J1xAhkRZ
— Coleton Emr (@ColetonEmr) October 17, 2014

Partisan hack Paul Begala impressed by 'brilliant, experienced' Ronald Klain

Ebola czar @RonaldKlain is brilliant, competent, trusted, ethical, decisive, experienced. Great choice.
— Paul Begala (@PaulBegala) October 17, 2014

Sounds like the right man for the job! MT @PaulBegala: "Ebola czar @RonaldKlain knows absolutely nothing about Ebola." @Schultz44
— GarrettBSmooth (@GarrettBSmooth) October 17, 2014

'Listens to Dr. Dre': These #RonKlainQualifications boost new Ebola Czar's cred

#RonKlainQualifications He knows the President. And...umm...
— MikeD (@barbarianlogic) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications Will admit to voting for Obama.
— Poinzy (@FreedomBruce) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications He watched "Outbreak." Twice.
— 50 Shades of BELLA (@AskBellaWagner) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications Undefeated Champion pic.twitter.com/iR9ArqZJHX
— Luke (@Luke108) October 17, 2014