THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: FEBRUARY 4, 2015

'Douchebag of vaccination' Jon Stewart 'rips' GOPers and Calif. libs on vaccines; Neglects his own anti-vaxx pandering

Jon Stewart uses zombies to mock the 'mindful stupidity' of rich, liberal anti-vaxxers: http://t.co/cFMjsSPnrS pic.twitter.com/efZ12mzL1b
— SpeedReads (@SpeedReads) February 4, 2015

Hey @feldmaniac, since you're working the Jon Stewart clickbait desk, here's a classic segment you may have missed. http://t.co/O1AccDh3W1
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) February 4, 2015

Unmentioned on the Daily Show last night: back in 2005, Jon Stewart did a little anti-vax pandering himself http://t.co/tQy47YOxvu
— David Frum (@davidfrum) February 4, 2015

'Is that anything like 'compassionate'?' Jeb Bush rolls out 'reform conservatism'

.@DanaBashCNN reports Bush will float himself as candidate of "reform conservatism." http://t.co/31G7G9sa6a
— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) February 4, 2015

@ShaneGoldmacher @DanaBashCNN So reform polled better than prudent and compassionate?
— Bill Allison (@bill_allison) February 4, 2015

@ShaneGoldmacher Without the alliteration, is it catchy enough to earn him a spot as Scott Walker's running mate?
— Bill Allison (@bill_allison) February 4, 2015

@ShaneGoldmacher @DanaBashCNN How bout just PLAIN Conservative? Without caveats like "Reform""Hope and change" oops how'd that get in there?
— Shrug Fu (@HumanShrug) February 4, 2015

Hi @JebBush: In America, what is the difference between “reform conservatism” and conservatism?
— Adam Baldwin (@AdamBaldwin) February 4, 2015

'LAUGHABLE': Filibustering Dems shamelessly warn GOP #DontShutDownOurSecurity

for second day in a row, Senate Democrats unite to filibuster proceeding to the DHS spending bill. they won't even debate it.
— dan holler (@danholler) February 4, 2015

Dems who want to disarm citizens, close Gitmo & dole out green cards to the world are tweeting #DontShutDownOurSecurity - LOLOLMAO.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 4, 2015

Dear Media, Democrats are literally daring you to call them out for filibustering the DHS funding -> #DontShutDownOurSecurity
— RB (@RBPundit) February 4, 2015

Democrats have filibustered DHS funding twice now... then they did this -> #DontShutDownOurSecurity
— RB (@RBPundit) February 4, 2015

Remember that time when Dems tried to vilify the GOP w/#DontShutDownOurSecurity but it was taken over by conservatives calling them on lies?
— Ima Goodlay (@GOPMommy) February 4, 2015

'Even lying in his apology': Brian Williams slammed after recanting personal story about RPG attack in Iraq

BREAKING: After soldiers protest, @NBCNews’s Brian Williams recants Iraq story http://t.co/qLSsF4q5qT pic.twitter.com/awIgXlNWiX
— Stars and Stripes (@starsandstripes) February 4, 2015

@starsandstripes @NBCNews @DrewMTips Holy shit. How do you “misremember” being in a helo hit by an RPG?
— Le H2 (@TheH2) February 4, 2015

So what Brian Williams meant by "I was in a chinook hit by an RPG" was that he actually wasn't lol shit happens right http://t.co/d3onrhdWhn
— Alexander C. Kaufman (@AlexCKaufman) February 4, 2015

@redsteeze I just misremembered having sex with Sharon Stone in 1993. Turns out I didn't. I regret the error.
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) February 4, 2015

Brian Williams wasn't aboard a chopper hit by an RPG as previously claimed, but was with Hillary dodging sniper fire on a Bosnian tarmac.
— Razor (@hale_razor) February 4, 2015

'Fog of memory' my ass': Brad Thor has a message for Brian Williams

This is beyond insane. @NBCNews should fire @BWilliams. "I Lied About Being In Helicopter Shot Down By RPG in Iraq" http://t.co/KvdOsXvLSA
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) February 4, 2015

@NBCNews + @NBCNightlyNews should apologize BIG TIME for @BWilliams repeatedly lying re: being shot down on helicopter in Iraq. #legacymedia
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) February 4, 2015

Suggestion for @NBCNightlyNews: when you fire @BWilliams, here's someone w/ more credibility to replace him. @NBCNews pic.twitter.com/x0Y0cnzHUZ
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) February 4, 2015

'AND HE LIED AGAIN'! Busted Brian Williams delivers bogus 'apology' on air

Video: NBC’s Brian Williams Addresses Iraq RPG Helicopter Story http://t.co/GG5XGdh0tR
— Michael Rusch (@weeddude) February 4, 2015

Wait. He's lying now. HOLY SHIT.
— Tommy (@FirstTeamTommy) February 4, 2015

BINGO. -----? RT @redsteeze: @FirstTeamTommy @AceofSpadesHQ pic.twitter.com/7qkqHALfr8
— Tommy (@FirstTeamTommy) February 5, 2015

Brian Williams repeated his apology lie on air https://t.co/04evePG1KG pic.twitter.com/tFaECusf6F
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 4, 2015

That’s not good enough. RT @DylanByers: Brian Williams apologizes for false Iraq story http://t.co/WbH6xgnMPh via @POLITICO
— RedGalBlueState (@RedGalBlueState) February 5, 2015

'And then I invented beer!' Tweeters try to keep track of Brian Williams' mis-memories

I used to anchor the NBC Nightly News. #BrianWilliamsMemories
— Avraham Bronstein (@AvBronstein) February 4, 2015

@BWilliams, you would have gotten away with it too... IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS!!! #BrianWilliamsMemories
— Jason Van Steenwyk (@jwvansteenwyk) February 5, 2015

'Insane to watch': Brian Williams effortlessly lied about being shot down on Letterman

when you told the same lie to David Letterman in 2013, @bwilliams, which dead american military officer were you honoring then?
— LeContredicteur (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 5, 2015

For a guy who "bungled his facts," he sure tells them to Letterman with exquisite detail. Wow. #BrianWilliamsStories http://t.co/KPEpLqxnCf
— Chris Stigall (@ChrisStigall) February 5, 2015

'What a hero…': The storied career of Brian Williams

Next Brian Williams will say he was on the jet that flew up into and destroyed the alien mothership ... wait that was "Independence Day."
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) February 5, 2015

Journalists adhere to the same sacred, self-policed code of honor as timeshare condo salesmen. #BrianWilliams
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 5, 2015

@iowahawkblog But timeshare condo salesmen actually do take a lot of flak. #BrianWilliams
— LukeHandCool (@starrfin) February 5, 2015

Writer for 'The New Yorker' tries to defend Brian Williams, fails

Read this excellent piece by @mkonnikova before you crucify @BWilliams: http://t.co/Gr2LB8qX7A
— Ryan Lizza (@RyanLizza) February 5, 2015

@RyanLizza oh come on man
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 5, 2015

@jpodhoretz memory is complicated. He's built a reputation as one of the most trustworthy journalists in America. Why would he make this up?
— Ryan Lizza (@RyanLizza) February 5, 2015

@RyanLizza @jpodhoretz You think you'd be confused about whether or not your helicopter was hit by an RPG?
— Tom Giovanetti (@tgiovanetti) February 5, 2015

.@RyanLizza My God, you're pathetic.
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) February 5, 2015

I'm not trying to be mean, @RyanLizza, but holy cow you are the textbook poster boy for this dynamic right here. pic.twitter.com/1Zo6488FSJ
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) February 5, 2015

@seanmdav @Tracinski @RyanLizza Hey, what happened to Brian Williams could happen to anyone -- who is a lying narcissistic a-hole
— Don Surber (@donsurber) February 5, 2015