THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: SEPTEMBER 19, 2014

Unexpectedly? Obamacare signups down since president's April football spike

Official Obamacare enrollment numbers released for first time since April http://t.co/Xw5GA5U4fa pic.twitter.com/d6wMsgAYlu
— POLITICO (@politico) September 19, 2014

@redsteeze But Obamacare enrollment crushes goal! http://t.co/XtbTRJJGuM cc: @thinkprogress
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) September 19, 2014

#BringBackOurMarine: Twitter users want to trade Andrew Tahmooressi for Miley Cyrus

The Mexican Flag Desecrated by Miley. Can we trade her for USMC SGT #Tahmooressi http://t.co/GfkvbFNaSf
— Stephen Brantley (@loganrollo) September 18, 2014

Dear Mexico - You keep Miley, but give back Tahmooressi. Deal? Gracias, Jose Walsh
— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) September 18, 2014

Fox's Shepard Smith mocks Obama flack Josh Earnest and his ISIS coalition happy talk

Shepard Smith just bet Josh Earnest “every penny I will ever make at this network” that Saudi Arabia, Jordan won't lead anti-ISIS coalition
— Andrew Johnson (@AndrewE_Johnson) September 18, 2014

.@ShepNewsTeam (Shepard Smith) became a pitbull to weenie WH Press Secty, Joshy Poo Earnest, re: ISIS http://t.co/M6UXYSmcB1
— LKVents (@LKVents) September 19, 2014

'What does it say about us': Lines for iPhones has Martha MacCallum questioning priorities

What does it say about us that we can't answer basic questions about our govt, but we are willing to wait hours online for a phone?
— martha maccallum (@marthamaccallum) September 19, 2014

@marthamaccallum but that was the plan all along. Too distracted to worry about what is going on in the world.
— Am Reynolds (@ZijaFanatik105) September 19, 2014

'Don't do it! We need you!!' Is James Woods leaving Twitter for good?

You either recognize the Obama catastrophe or you don't. Hopefully my time on Twitter helped some of you finally see the light. Goodbye, All
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) September 19, 2014

@RealJamesWoods Hoping this is not a permanent "Goodbye". Please say you're just taking a break.
— Kimberly C (@conkc2) September 19, 2014

@RealJamesWoods Wish you wouldn't go! You will be missed!
— AsilisArt (@AsilisArt) September 19, 2014

@RealJamesWoods James, we really need you here.
— Red Wings Fan (@drw91) September 19, 2014

'Just a habit': Katie Pavlich perfectly sums up Joe Biden's praise for Bob Packwood

Come again? @JoeBiden speaking at a women's conf-to boost/reach out to women-just singled out BOB PACKWOOD as the kind of Repub he misses.
— Dana Bash (@DanaBashCNN) September 19, 2014

MT @DanaBashCNN: VP Biden at DNC women's event singles out Bob Packwood as GOP'er he misses https://t.co/wwFo85crbf
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) September 19, 2014

You can't blame Biden for praising Packwood, it's just a habit. He's in the party that praises and glorifies Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton.
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) September 19, 2014

Arizona high school coach suspended two games for praying with team

@azcentral unbelievable
— Armida ♥ (@ArmidaVida) September 19, 2014

@azcentral @AndrewE_Johnson sounds like a clear violation of freedom of religion, in the real world, not in the bizarro world of today.
— Charles (@charleswayne13) September 19, 2014

The devil must be a school board member... RT @azcentral: #BREAKING: #Tempe Prep #football coach suspended for praying with his team
— Mr. Anton (@Anton4Change) September 19, 2014

Awww, yeah! FNC's Shannon Bream rocks it at the shooting range

Another fine day of safety and accuracy instruction, courtesy of a 2Am lover out West. #safetyfirst pic.twitter.com/RCzukjH3RB
— Shannon Bream (@ShannonBream) September 19, 2014

War on women? On #ItsOnUs day, Sen. Kay Hagan ad brags she can 'keep taking the punches'

@kayhagan Kay, dear, there's a hash tag for that: #WhyIStayed
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) September 19, 2014

@kayhagan Nobody is "punching" you. Disagreeing with you politically is not physical abuse. #ncsen
— T Bradley (@TBradleyNC) September 19, 2014

Time to tell @KayHagan her ad "Punches" is over the line. #PhysicalAbuse should not be a political tool. #ncsen #tcot #teaparty
— T Bradley (@TBradleyNC) September 19, 2014

'Anarchy!' Wendy Davis ignores debate rules, talks over moderator

Wendy Davis doesn't seem to care even a smidge about her likeability, based on her debate performance thus far.
— Will Franklin (@WILLisms) September 19, 2014

Ok, they just told her again her time is up! Gee, do I see a pattern? #RGVDebate she doesn't obey the rules
— ~~ Lady Liberty ~~ (@libertyladyusa) September 19, 2014

.@WendyDavisTexas jumps in, and is interrupted by moderator. "Senator Davis, these are rules we all agreed on..." #tx2014 #txgov #RGVDebate
— Bobby Blanchard (@bobbycblanchard) September 19, 2014

Wendy Davis breaks the rules w/ theatrics. Either she has limited reading comprehension or has no ethics. #RGVDebate
— Matt Mackowiak (@MattMackowiak) September 19, 2014

Idk about you, but personally I prefer when candidates follow the rules and actually answer the questions during debates #RGVdebate
— Harrison Hancock (@Harrison_D_H) September 19, 2014

"it doesn't matter who WON, it's the JOURNEY that matters..." - @WendyDavisTexas aides consoling her right now as she chugs box-wine..
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) September 19, 2014

If I were Wendy Davis, I would fire her programmer. Or at least run an update on her code. @verumserum @JohnEkdahl
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) September 20, 2014