THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: JANUARY 3, 2015

Neil deGrasse Tyson blows more minds with idea to prevent computer hacking

Move over Jack Handey, America's favorite planetarium gift shop manager @neiltyson is blowing our minds with his Deep Science Thoughts
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 3, 2015

@neiltyson You're gonna need a bigger science wand.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) January 3, 2015

'They're converging': Deepak Chopra hacks Neil deGrasse Tyson's computer suggestion

. An unhackable system is theoretically impossible as its hackable to the ones who create it @neiltyson
— Deepak Chopra (@DeepakChopra) January 3, 2015

@exjon @IMAO_ And while @DeepakChopra is wrong on specifics, @neiltyson is just wrong in general. Chopra is sciencier here.
— Andrew S. (@shoutingboy) January 3, 2015

Block party: Iowahawk denied higher consciousness, blocked by Deepak Chopra

Crap, I guess I blew my one chance at higher consciousness pic.twitter.com/rjxlAIZB78
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 3, 2015

@mikeneumann @iowahawkblog I'll never block you, never mock you, never beat you, always tweet you. I'll help you Know, let you Flow. Fo sho.
— DBag Chopra (@DBagChopra) January 3, 2015

@iowahawkblog So if Deepak blocks you, he's no longer "one" with the universe, right? #DeepakOwnedHimself
— Lyndon Unger (@Menn0knight) January 3, 2015

@iowahawkblog @LilMissRightie Yep. You're stuck in the muck with the rest of us spiritual bottom-dwellers.
— Janey Mack (@JaneyMackWriter) January 3, 2015

Now where am I supposed to go for spot-on, sharp-witted, political wisdom from Hollywood? pic.twitter.com/bPolpbn18J
— John A. Daly (@JohnDalyBooks) January 3, 2015

'Explicitly' racist: Jonathan Hoenig of #CashinIn slams Congressional Black Caucus

So true! RT @JonathanHoenig: America is not racist but @OfficialCBC is, explicitly. #CashinIn
— laurakfillault (@laurakfillault) January 3, 2015

@JonathanHoenig @OfficialCBC The entire Democrat Party is explicitly racist by pushing the narrative of inherent white racism #CashinIn
— NYC Infidel (@NYC_Infidel) January 3, 2015

'So scary': White privilege crowd 'terrified' to hear actor Nick Searcy has black son

@yesnicksearcy @brownblaze @tanehisicoates All white people benefit from anti-Black racism, whether they are racist or not.
— Lawrence (@BmoreDoc) January 3, 2015

It doesn't scare his biological parents. Why you? “@brownblaze: It's so scary to hear @yesnicksearcy say he has a Black son. terrifying.”
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) January 3, 2015

Okay pls direct child protective services to his home --> RT @yesnicksearcy: So I should not have done it, huh? Left him in the projects?
— Oink (@NFLGoodwitch) January 3, 2015

What is sad is that most of the racist hate my family gets comes from black Democrats. @trerho3 @brownblaze
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) January 3, 2015

'Breaking news from 1787': Get a load of Vox's reason why the US Senate should be 'abolished'

Profound trolling or profound stupidity? U decide! @voxdotcom @dylanmatt "The #Senate is profoundly anti-democratic & should be abolished"
— The Dividist (@Dividist) January 3, 2015

NYPD commish calls on cops to not turn backs to Mayor de Blasio again

Bratton warns #NYPD not to turn backs on mayor at cop’s funeral #BlueLivesMatter pic.twitter.com/p3POkINFYB
— Dana Wiener (@DanaWiener) January 3, 2015

'JK, guys!' Participant in 'dead cops' chant claims it was all in good humor

They're lefties so they'll be protected, but let a Tea Partier say they don't like Obama....RACISM! @ODunavan @katherinemiller
— HotLips Hooligan (@GOPMommy) January 3, 2015

@katherinemiller @BuzzFeedBen person states "i don't think" = tune them out but "i don't think that...." is ok, why? pic.twitter.com/Kx5qHYruuO
— Chartist Friend (@ChartistFriend) January 3, 2015

Because killing cops is humorous. SMH. MT---> @katherinemiller Here's a comment about the "dead cops" chant! http://t.co/MDqBlGKCdg
— Naomi Zombie (@Redhead6886) January 3, 2015

"WE DON'T THINK" http://t.co/I9RIbEzBJ5 @MedinaMora @katherinemiller @BuzzFeedBen pic.twitter.com/FJzdLdwQq8
— Chartist Friend (@ChartistFriend) January 3, 2015

'Don't let the media get you down': Police department says 'thank you' for note of support

This note was left on the windshield of a marked CHPD patrol car. Thank you! pic.twitter.com/jhoGJgJ30a
— CH Police (@CHPolice) January 3, 2015

@MollyQ Yeah, it's good to see people do good things & give the police the credit / recognition they deserve. Awesome! @CHPolice
— Michele (@Kristyannasmom) January 3, 2015

Police from across country arrive in New York to attend Wenjian Liu funeral

About 100 officers from the 84th Pct. arrive in Bensonhurst ahead of funeral for NYPD Officer Wenjian Liu. pic.twitter.com/NJsNXfjc4W #LESM
— BlueLineAcrossAmer (@BlueLineAcross) January 3, 2015

"Officer Wenjian Liu will live in our heart forever" --signage across the street from the officer's wake in BK. pic.twitter.com/LeN1oJEkdq
— Vincent Barone (@vinbarone) January 3, 2015

While in town to join in our sorrow, they stopped by the #110Pct to share the brotherhood of Policing. #ThinBlueLine pic.twitter.com/0UNq2BuuCV
— NYPD 110th Precinct (@NYPD110Pct) January 3, 2015

Officers from across the country line up for NYPD Detective Wenjian Liu's wake. http://t.co/JBvWDKlykS pic.twitter.com/igHu2egufn
— PIX11 News (@PIX11News) January 3, 2015

Uniformed officers from across the US are in line for NYPD officer Wenjian Liu’s wake http://t.co/iWWkVG10hh pic.twitter.com/fGEKxkBaeW
— The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) January 3, 2015

Calvin of Harlem and his two children traveled to Bklyn to show their support for #NYPD. http://t.co/GVpjjLLx0l
— ShirleyNLew (@ShirleyCNJ) January 3, 2015

A sign outside the funeral home where the wake for #wenjianliu is being held today #nypd pic.twitter.com/akPO6R4FOl"
— R.M.C. (@RobinMCouch) January 3, 2015

RED EYE - DECEMBER 19, 2014 FULL EPISODE

Greg welcomes guests Eric Metaxas and Lea Gabrielle.

'Teen sex toy' reveals Prince Andrew foot fetish

Britain's Prince Andrew is a royal footman.

A 30-year-old former teen "sex slave" has shared with the National Enquirer the sleaziest details of her alleged romp with Queen Elizabeth's second son — featuring a toe-sucking session — when she was only 17.

The prince, whose other titles are Duke of York and, more colloquially, "Randy Andy," has vehemently denied the accusations.

But the accuser, Virginia Roberts, insisted in an interview published Saturday by the Enquirer that her tryst with the prince was paid for by her purported pimp, billionaire financier-turned convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, who she said hired her as his "sex slave."

She claimed in the interview that the fancy footwork happened in the London home of socialite Ghislaine Maxwell.

"Ghislaine played one of her favorite guessing games," Roberts told the tabloid.

"She asked Andrew how old he thought I was. He guessed 17.

"They all kind of laughed about it, and Ghislaine made a joke that I was getting 'too old' for Jeffrey."

Authorities in the United States apparently tried to protect the prince from scandal back in 2008, by giving Epstein a sweetheart plea deal according to a second report, in the Sunday Times of London.

"Please do whatever you can to keep this from becoming public," a former senior counsel to then-President George W. Bush wrote in an e-mail to the US Attorney prosecuting Epstein...

Also read: Bizarre sex story involving Prince Andrew, Alan Dershowitz and Bill Clinton may be true

2015 MOVIE PREDICTIONS: STAR WARS, MARVEL...

PJTV'S UP OR DOWN: JANUARY 3, 2015

John Phillips says McDonald's should change their slogan to, "We're not the place to go for healthy food; we're the place to go for good tasting burgers."

YESTERDAY'S HEADLINES TODAY - VOL. 525

Will U.S. advisors in Iraq become combat troops in 2015?

The 'Good War' Obama Surrendered

Is 2015 the Year History Rebels Against Progressivism?

The Progressive Racial Narrative and Its Beneficiaries

The Left's Base Motive: Vengeance

Jeremiah Wright Was Worse Than Scalise

The Three Best and Three Worst Policy Developments of 2014

Catholics Fight for Freedom in Washington, D.C.

Irony of New 'Human Rights' Legislation Lost on D.C. Council

The Shameful Legacy of Mario Cuomo

THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: JANUARY 2, 2015

James Woods reminds us of what the Democrats used to stand for

Before the Democratic Party was hijacked by the Looney Left... pic.twitter.com/lK2GN6UlYI
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) January 2, 2015

@RealJamesWoods @BobSeaPort JFK would be drummed out of the Democrat Party now,with these intelligent RIGHT WING ideas!! They gave those up
— Peter Williams (@PWilliamsD) January 2, 2015

Michele Bachmann, once mocked for $2 gas claim, points out something

My @time: Why Michele Bachmann's $2 a Gallon Gas Promise Is a Fantasy : http://t.co/cnS4Xip
— Bryan Walsh (@bryanrwalsh) August 18, 2011

$2 gas, anyone? pic.twitter.com/JM2ibeP4mE
— Michele Bachmann (@MicheleBachmann) January 2, 2015

Now this is funny. ;-) RT @ChrisLoesch: Boom! “@MicheleBachmann: $2 gas, anyone? pic.twitter.com/pUNb0e3N1M”
— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) January 2, 2015

“@wdlyon: @MicheleBachmann @ChrisLoesch FRACKING ROCKS!!!!!” Yes
— Chris Loesch (@ChrisLoesch) January 2, 2015

'Gimme a break': PETA, Oliver Willis in 'faux outrage' mode over Sarah Palin's dog photos

@SarahPalinUSA SOS @peta and @ASPCA. Animal cruelty. Dogs organs/bones can be damaged. You are a horrible human being. Sociopaths suck.
— E.J (@MezzasunearthJ) January 1, 2015

@KemDizzle Unbelievable! I have forwarded this info to our Cruelty Investigation Department.
— PETA (@peta) January 1, 2015

Muslim outrage at Selena Gomez for showing too much 'ankle' in a mosque?

Now ankle-rage in hijab: Selena Gomez sparks anger for displaying her ANKLES during visit to mosque http://t.co/ynMcWGETF6 via @MailOnline
— Ms_Eastern (@ms_eastern) January 1, 2015

'Double facepalm!!!': #BlackLivesMatter protesters slam Oprah for looking for 'messiah style' leadership

Double facepalm!!! No, Oprah, no!! RT Oprah's waiting for leadership to emerge from protests http://t.co/F3SzjpqVqy via @pagesix
— Daph Punk (@dbshawn) January 2, 2015

@Oprah ain't never did nothing for me & will never do anything for me . So am I mad ? Nawl ... Not surprised one bit !
— rika (@rikrik__) January 2, 2015

'Tacky is not big enough a word': Madonna 'ties up' MLK, Nelson Mandela to promote album

So @Madonna is exploiting MLK and Nelson Mandela all for her album? #BlackLivesMatter #BlackTwitter
— Bri (@Bri_Lucas) January 2, 2015

Bitches i'm looking to the future and the future looks good! ❤️#rebelheart #unapologeticbitch pic.twitter.com/GDSgB5q8cA
— Madonna (@Madonna) December 31, 2014

Breaking: @Madonna is now using Black icons MLK/Mandela/Marley as props in promo for her new album. #blacktwitter. pic.twitter.com/DL9w4m7Bup
— Rachel Décoste (@RachelDecoste) January 2, 2015

Madonna Uses Altered Pics Of Martin Luther King Jr. To Promote Album http://t.co/tbLhBb2Nxx < Madonna, if you don't sit down somewhere...
— Charles M. Blow (@CharlesMBlow) January 2, 2015

@CharlesMBlow She is sick and disgusting. She pervert our children with smut and send hers to school in another country. Boycott her!
— California Girl (@Bluetuliped) January 2, 2015

#Miracle: Seven-year-old girl walks away from plane crash; four others killed

@TVAmy @passantino miracle little girl.
— Rich Dixon (@tigerheadcoach) January 3, 2015

Those wondering about the plane crash, this gives you an idea how far that 7 year old girl had to walk to find help. pic.twitter.com/HhBFKVVHLc
— Joey Fletcher (@Kailef) January 3, 2015

KSP: 4 dead, 7 y/o girl is only survivor. Appears to be one family and a babysitter on the plane which may be a cousin. #wpsd
— Robert Bradfield (@RBradfieldWPSD) January 3, 2015

Sad, sad day. Thank you all for your help in getting information to me for this story. #wpsd #breaking
— Robert Bradfield (@RBradfieldWPSD) January 3, 2015

Busted! FNC's Rick Leventhal catches 'SOME people' slacking off on New Year's Resolutions

Looks like SOME people forgot their resolutions already pic.twitter.com/dkXnIF5pxG
— RickLeventhalFoxNews (@RickLeventhal) January 2, 2015

'My new wallpaper': Looks like Jedediah Bila's starting 2015 off right

That's a TV wrap for me today. http://t.co/013TrtczQp
— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) January 2, 2015

@JedediahBila Oh my! Hi to Emma! Have a good weekend!
— Steve Okay (@SteveOkTU) January 2, 2015

Tammy Bruce trolls House Speaker, nominates own #BetterSpeakerThanBoehner

#BetterSpeakerThanBoehner pic.twitter.com/6lepT2XkQs
— Tammy Bruce (@HeyTammyBruce) January 3, 2015

#BetterSpeakerThanBoehner pic.twitter.com/D0iqx5HOWB
— Tammy Bruce (@HeyTammyBruce) January 3, 2015

.#BetterSpeakerThanBoehner this: pic.twitter.com/gnyrtdoiwl
— EMudgett (@Pinetree1772) January 3, 2015

#BetterSpeakerThanBoehner Carl from Slingblade pic.twitter.com/FqA7IynGrq
— JD (@GameOnJD) January 3, 2015

#BetterSpeakerThanBoehner pic.twitter.com/0pUEjX31tM
— Klown 2.0 (@realmyiq2xu2) January 3, 2015

AFTERBURNER: TIME TO THINK SMALL, AMERICA!

NERDIST NEWS: JANUARY 2, 2015

THREE MARTINI LUNCH: JANUARY 2, 2015

National Review's Jim Geraghty and host Greg Corombos discuss their nominations for person of the year, turncoat of the year, and resolutions for 2015.

YESTERDAY'S HEADLINES TODAY - VOL. 524

What's Ahead for Pope Francis in 2015?

Bloomberg Viewpoint: Pope Could Be Obama's Secret Weapon on Climate Change

Wishful Thinking: The Left's Fantasy About the Pope and the President

Top Ten Political Fictions of 2014

America: Still the Last Best Hope

Common Core: Continuing the lies that Divide America

Fruits of Islamofascism: Censorship, "Mental Illness" Have Overrun France

The First Reagan Democrat

The Real Lesson of Selma: Today's America Is Vastly Different

Hypocritical Atheists demand apology after university head says that secularism 'threatens American democracy'

THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: JANUARY 1, 2015

'Die': Haters ring in the New Year by hating on Carson Daly and his NYPD hat

NYE is a great time to make a divisive political statement @CarsonDaly #carsondalynypd pic.twitter.com/l1ydIoDGUx
— Arthur Getman (@getmania) January 1, 2015

Happy New Year from 'Sad Joe Biden'

Happy New Year! pic.twitter.com/wfEfn1aOyn
— Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) December 31, 2014

Sad Neil deGrasse Tyson's New Year's Eve observation

.@neiltyson C'mon man! Rosetta! Hubble! Cassini! All the Mars rovers! The ISS! No people out there, but that doesn't mean no progress.
— Edward Falzon (@EdwardFalzon) January 1, 2015

New Year's Eve fireworks from around the world

2014 TIME SQUARE NEW YEAR'S EVE COUNTDOWN (BALL DROP x FIREWORKS), NEW YORK CITY http://t.co/kfgZa3DIuh
— lee_harvey (@LAngelfire) January 1, 2015

20 photos of frightened dogs hiding from New Year's Eve fireworks

My dog was scared of the fireworks, so he hid in the cabinet pic.twitter.com/0k2fZkUaQx
— Samantha Volpe (@Samantha_Volpe) January 1, 2015

Caleb Howe makes some 2015 internet resolutions

@meadabawdy pic.twitter.com/vcOH2yNzEC
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) January 1, 2015

'Folks from Uber just counting their money': Uber's painful New Year's Eve economics lesson

Dammit 😩😭 RT @Genihana: Right now at the Uber headquarters pic.twitter.com/cMIPBnuBxQ
— Stay Low And Build ❤ (@NEthing4Salenas) January 1, 2015

The sound of grievance: NYC social justice mob has its own 'radical marching band'

The sound of the revolution - the RMO marching band! #NYE2015PROTEST at the federal prison NYC! #blacklivesmatter https://t.co/eOXMHHw3ML
— Occupy Wall Street (@OccupyWallStNYC) January 1, 2015

Jake Tapper: 'United doubling down on insulting the family of the special needs kid.'

.@jaketapper Yeah, let's talk about that, compassion - and booking a seat for your child with special needs in a different cabin. @united
— Heather Poole (@Heather_Poole) January 1, 2015

'Mom said I would never get hit': Baylor kicker keeps sense of humor after being 'lit up' in Cotton Bowl

Baylor's kicker gets lit up after FG block https://t.co/gEYhY9v4M1
— gifdsports (@gifdsports) January 1, 2015

I am alive. It has been a great season. I am proud to be a Baylor Bear. #SicEm
— Christopher Callahan (@chrispcallahan2) January 1, 2015

THE TIME OLIVIA'S MOM VISITED THE WHITE HOUSE

Jimmy chats with Olivia Munn about taking her family to meet President Obama.

PJTV'S THE RUNDOWN: BIGGEST WINNERS OF 2014

The panel takes a look back at the big winners of the year! Is it a politician? Could it be a TV pundit? Find out on this episode of The Rundown.

THE 7 BIGGEST "ARIANA IS A DIVA" RUMORS OF 2014

PJTV'S THE RUNDOWN: BIGGEST LOSERS OF 2014

On this special edition of The Rundown, the panel discusses their picks for The Biggest Losers of 2014. See if you agree with their selections!

RED EYE - DECEMBER 18, 2014 FULL EPISODE

TV's Andy Levy hosts and welcomes guests Bonnie McFarlane, Mike Baker, and Dagen McDowell.

The 2014 Twitchys: Top 10 most glorious Photoshop jobs of the year

@dpetrohilos "I swear I can use photoshop" are the 6 most dangerous words on Twitter
— F. Bill McMorris (@FBillMcMorris) December 23, 2014

At the end of the year, photo retrospectives are a dime a dozen. They're nice and everything, but not exactly unique. You guys deserve something more. And that's where we come in.

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the best Photoshops of the year!

10) 'Perfect!' This Pajama Boy Photoshop hilariously 'nails' WH Obamacare job losses spin

Pajama Boy first entered the American consciousness in 2013, but the Obamacare poster child continued to make the occasional appearance throughout this past year. Americans For Prosperity was only too happy to ensure that his legend continued:

Hahaha @AFPhq nails it --> pic.twitter.com/DwNxk1NZYA
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) February 6, 2014

9) It's a 'fore-gone conclusion' that this new Obama logo is PERFECT

It's long past time for an update. Something that really screams "Obama," you know? Something like … this:

@michellemalkin New Obama Logo: "Entitleist" pic.twitter.com/Gr2JR5SHS5
— Gwilym McGrew (@GwilymMcGrew) August 25, 2014

8) 'OK, this is good': New pic of 'bad boy' Ted Cruz could make your 'lib friends' heads explode'

Earlier this year, mysterious posters of a tatted-up Ted Cruz popped up around Beverly Hills:

I want one of these @tedcruz posters being found around SoCal & Beverly Hills Ca. #TxBadAss http://t.co/1F0QJjLpQD pic.twitter.com/BoZAgZHDsR
— The Infidel (Jim) (@Infidelzfun) March 14, 2014

Twitchy pal Jon Gabriel decided to up the badass ante:

Ted Cruz: Badass. http://t.co/MuRFnq4b7M pic.twitter.com/JtVxnxfnLE
— jon gabriel (@exjon) March 15, 2014

7) This portrayal of what Obama did instead of an Ebola travel ban will seriously crack you up

President Obama's handling of the Ebola crisis was, shall we say, less than inspiring. Which is why this Photoshop is so perfect:

Welcome, Fundamental Transformation Helpers! pic.twitter.com/woEp5syg1i
— Mr_Pinko (@Mr_Pinko) October 17, 2014

6) @exjon finds a new gig for State Department’s Marie Harf

Marie Harf clearly isn't cut out for this whole State-Department-deputy-spokesperson gig, but that doesn't mean she isn't meant for something. Jon Gabriel found the perfect job for her:

@iowahawkblog pic.twitter.com/Foh1df8ncu
— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 22, 2014

5) 'Laughing so hard': Don't miss this 'gripping photo' of Obama's Ukraine strategy meeting

As we watched the crisis in Ukraine unfold, we couldn't help but wonder, "What does the Obama White House think about all this?" Blogger and gifted Photoshopper Caleb Howe answered that question with a detailed — and hilarious — picture:

Gripping photo from inside the President's strategy meeting on #Ukraine. Powerful. #rsrh pic.twitter.com/SpTqX5xL9h
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) March 4, 2014

4) 'Can't breathe': Sebelius' 'perfect' farewell 'glitch' is comedy gold

During her tenure as HHS Secretary, Kathleen Sebelius couldn't really do anything right. So how fitting that she messed up her farewell speech:

A fitting farewell to Kathleen @Sebelius: http://t.co/2qgrouYkAU via @YouTube
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) April 11, 2014

Don't worry — there's a Photoshop for that:

Here's one of the pages from Sebelius' farewell speech. pic.twitter.com/ozc5t8GyD3
— Matthew (@Matthops82) April 11, 2014

3) 'These are gold'! Cranky Chris Matthews inspires priceless new meme

How could anyone forget Chris Matthews' Election Night pouty-face?

Photo of the night pic.twitter.com/9LhNGMWn3g
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) November 5, 2014

But more importantly, how could anyone not see the amazing Photoshop potential?

Chris Matthews is having a very difficult time coping with yesterday's losses. pic.twitter.com/YU6q0TG6S5
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) November 5, 2014

Not even a good football game can cheer Chris Matthews up. pic.twitter.com/Ytm6OqrHm9
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) November 5, 2014

Santa told Chris Matthews he can't get him a 2008 version of Obama to put the thrill back up his leg for Christmas. pic.twitter.com/7Wf6Rd0TTl
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) November 6, 2014

Not even a birthday party can lift his spirits. Can anything make Chris Matthews smile again? pic.twitter.com/UpjOMEIKPo
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) November 6, 2014

Not even @patsajak telling Chris Matthews he just won $100,000 can get him out of his funk. pic.twitter.com/cJHUM9M4vK
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) November 6, 2014

As if losing the Senate wasn't enough, Chris Matthews had to sit through McConnell's victory speech. pic.twitter.com/Hm3XvDYxCd
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) November 6, 2014

It doesn't matter how hard you try Mitch, Chris Matthews will never forgive you for capturing the Senate. pic.twitter.com/oazLWFylam
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) November 6, 2014

2) 'Another winner'! MAD Magazine busts Obama on his birthday

Nobody loves an executive order more than Barack Obama. Nobody loves Barack Obama more than Barack Obama, either. So MAD Magazine figured out a way to combine all that love into a delightful little birthday greeting:

Obama's Latest Executive Order http://t.co/YXt18ynYUp pic.twitter.com/S7DPfa837h
— MAD Magazine (@MADmagazine) August 4, 2014

1) 'Ugh come on guys'! Dems' proposed Obama bumper sticker sparks facepalms, Photoshops; Updated: Dems double down

The Democrats were pretty proud of this thing:

We'll only print this if enough people vote for it - add your name: http://t.co/M55LY7QXnl pic.twitter.com/okRaRk8rPk
— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) May 23, 2014

That's cute, guys. But not remotely accurate. Now these … these are much more suitable:

pic.twitter.com/9ZbbHibEcK
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) May 23, 2014

pic.twitter.com/FhG6Z1ChR4
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) May 23, 2014

pic.twitter.com/EPzLMWUxhx
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) May 23, 2014

#LikeABoss pic.twitter.com/eMlKNLURVs
— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) May 23, 2014

#LikeABoss pic.twitter.com/kcT7LiNG7L
— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) May 23, 2014

@TheDemocrats pic.twitter.com/gb7L5TzlZ0
— Rex 2.0 (@RexHarrisonsHat) May 23, 2014

@TheDemocrats pic.twitter.com/pEkfnTfeAy
— Rex 2.0 (@RexHarrisonsHat) May 23, 2014

I'll vote for this one @TheDemocrats pic.twitter.com/WS6cPLaV8F
— Becky Ziegler (@bzbex) May 23, 2014

More accurate version: @TheDemocrats pic.twitter.com/migWkAyKq4
— Becky Ziegler (@bzbex) May 23, 2014

.@TheDemocrats Actually I like this one better pic.twitter.com/o2xM1f1KTL
— Matt Gorman (@msgorman) May 23, 2014

pic.twitter.com/eembqXcGtZ
— Fash (@gopfashionista) May 23, 2014

I would be fibbing if I said I wouldn’t buy this one @TheDemocrats pic.twitter.com/QN1dzP82zX
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) May 23, 2014

For your consideration @TheDemocrats pic.twitter.com/3fH10SK1td
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) May 23, 2014

I will play @TheDemocrats pic.twitter.com/igM0TVRPfp
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) May 23, 2014

I would buy this one @TheDemocrats pic.twitter.com/J9lRr63TV4
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) May 23, 2014

Let's give 'em all a big round of applause!

YESTERDAY'S HEADLINES TODAY - VOL. 523

Obama Frees a Nuclear Terrorist

ObamaCare's Annus Horribilis

Webb of Paranoia: Team Clinton Gets Nasty With Potential Rivals, Almost Comically Early

Why Presidential Dynasties Are Noxious

Longtime Romney friend: He's standing by to rescue the party from nominating Ted Cruz

A Year of Liberal Double Standards

What to Expect in 2015

Voter turnout boomed under Bush --- not under Obama

Islamic Law: Girls Can Be Married Even 'In The Cradle'

Return of the 1960s

THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: DECEMBER 31, 2014

'While you slept': 5 more detainees released from Guantanamo

President Obama releases 5 more Guantanamo Bay prisoners, sends them to Kazakhstan: http://t.co/4CsrEIu4fQ pic.twitter.com/wHPq4tf92L
— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) December 31, 2014

'Disturbing image': Graffiti of angel holding police at gunpoint in Detroit

#Detroit graffiti of angel holding police at gunpoint has many outraged, reports @RandyWFOX2 http://t.co/AdnafO2nDy pic.twitter.com/QjtDMDsXv7
— FOX 2 News | WJBK (@FOX2News) December 31, 2014

Swift kick to 'deniers': AGW alarmist Michael Mann encourages fellow travelers to #ShakeItOff

@tan123 Wow. Science-denier, serial-data-cooker, hater & troll @MichaelEMann tweeted that? #SelfAwarenessFAIL
— WitCoHE (@E__Strobel) December 31, 2014

Protesters 'occupy' St. Louis police station, get pepper sprayed

#Ferguson occupies the St. Louis Police Department today! Happy New Year! #OccupyThePolice #BlackLivesMatter pic.twitter.com/bSrU2jAoXh
— Occupy Oakland (@OccupyOakland) December 31, 2014

The 2014 Twitchys: Joe 'Big Effing' Biden's Top 7 most Biden-y moments

@CarrieNBCNews @GayPatriot The dude can barely navigate his own brain's two hemispheres!
— George Eliseo (@GeorgeEliseo) March 27, 2014

10 issues Iowahawk hilariously summed up in 2014

That unpleasant smell shows why Jeffrey Dahmer needs a bigger refrigerator pic.twitter.com/XnWgKAw39B
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 18, 2014

'Superior bastion of empiricism' on parade: A baker's dozen of the nuttiest Voxsplanations of 2014

Can somebody please explain biology to Vox? Because this is just sad. pic.twitter.com/KqI396NbIj
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) December 16, 2014

The 10 dumbest Amanda Marcotte tweets of 2014

It’s sobering to realize Democrats haven’t had a clear shot to push their agenda federally in my entire lifetime.
— Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) November 5, 2014

Twitchy presents the top ten bizarre on-air moments of 2014

Please, please, please tell me this has not been Photoshopped. @mattspencedc @baseballcrank pic.twitter.com/9xFp12S7t1
— Huxley's Ghost (@AF632) November 5, 2014

Cher's 10 craziest political tweets of 2014

Just saw one of @cher's incoherent political tweets and it totally changed my mind. It was the ALL CAPS that swayed me.
— Eric H. (@ericinva) March 21, 2014

Fox News: Should Kimberly Guilfoyle kiss Bob Beckel at midnight?; Update: 'OMG get a room'

They couldn't wait 'til midnight...#FoxNews2015 @kimguilfoyle @RobertGBeckel pic.twitter.com/QCkC0cDGRa
— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 1, 2015

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎉🎊🎉🎇💋🎉💋🎉💃 By the way, this ship is amaaaaazing! 🙌 Woo hooo! 🙌 Wish you all could be here with us! pic.twitter.com/t5N9kq8O7Q
— Moira Fitzgerald ن (@Moira1987) January 1, 2015