THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: MARCH 7, 2014

'Race card transaction successful': Larry Elder rips 'dutiful' media for Issa fixation

"Jesse Jackson Calls Issa A 'Racist' For Cutting Off Cummings During IRS Hearing" Yawn. Lame. SOP-whip out race card http://t.co/1QJ0dWCSWD
— Larry Elder (@larryelder) March 7, 2014

Flashback: Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Ca) ordered removed from House floor day after telling Rep. King (R-NY) "shut up." http://t.co/H5rw08e7ZN
— Larry Elder (@larryelder) March 7, 2014

If it's "racism" when Rep. Issa cut off Rep. Elijah Cummings mike, then Rep. Maxine Waters is "racist" for telling Rep. King to "shut up."
— Larry Elder (@larryelder) March 7, 2014

Ain't too proud to beg! Ana Marie Cox racializes Huckabee remark, angles for Twitchy post

Huckabee’s image of Obama as a snake charmer—now “the snakes are running all over the world”—is racially…provocative. #CPAC14
— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) March 7, 2014

@RBPundit @anamariecox Huckabee was also wearing a "White" shirt….Hidden meaning?
— C. Irwin (@Bookwormdearlor) March 7, 2014

'Super Jedediah'! 'Red Eye' viewers really, really love Jedediah Bila's shirt

My two nerd sides are freakin' overloading right now!!! #comics #politics RT @Foxeyd: JedEye Superwoman @JedediahBila pic.twitter.com/UT3J7fBTu2
— Mitch Gregory (@mgcat) March 7, 2014

Unreal! Charter school foe Bill de Blasio claims 'every student deserves the best'

Yes @NYCMayorsOffice @BilldeBlasio and @Chirlane free the NYC 700 whose future's you stole for political pay-off!
— M. Dean Dahlgren (@poeticlargess) March 7, 2014

Reports: Russian troops storm, seize air base in Sevastopol, Ukraine

15 trucks w/ Russian soldiers from Black Sea Fleet land in #Sevastopol, make way to #Ukraine military base, storm, seize part, MoD confirms.
— Christopher Miller (@ChristopherJM) March 7, 2014

BBC News: Pentagon says Russians may now have as many as 20,000 troops in Ukraine
— Patrick deHahn (@patrickdehahn) March 7, 2014

Shockah! President Obama: 'I didn't know what I was doing' when I was younger

@markknoller he still doesn't know what he's doing. He should go back to bed.
— Ryan S. Taylor (@ryanstaylornet) March 7, 2014

'Thank God'! Ukraine turmoil won't screw up President Obama's Key Largo vacay

@markknoller Thank God. I was worried he and the fam wouldn't be able to take their third vacation in as many months. Glad he can.
— JimmyNeutron (@jneutron1969) March 7, 2014

Oh good. Getting humiliated by Putin is hard work. RT @markknoller: it'll be a family weekend for the Obamas on Key Largo w/ - golf for O.
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) March 7, 2014

'You are a nut': Bette Midler offered history lesson after snark about Darrell Issa job offer

@BetteMidler You are a nut, meeting had been closed. Cummings was ignorant .You lefties never stop your crap.
— Carolyn Emerson (@caryusa) March 7, 2014

Rand Paul's Pink Floyd-quoting speech is a hit at CPAC

This is the fullest I've seen this room at CPAC. pic.twitter.com/zA0h32SUXL
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) March 7, 2014

Rand Paul just quoted William Lloyd Garrison, Baron de Montesquieu, Madison, and Pink Floyd in a single CPAC speech.
— Rebecca Berg (@rebeccagberg) March 7, 2014

Rand Paul and Pink Floyd both trending. My life is complete.
— Alexis Rose Bank (@icanhasbailout) March 7, 2014

'Pathetic': DCCC asks 'do you have the president's back?' Return of favor requested

Do you have the President's back? SIGN HERE --> http://t.co/7nWJ4GAfRk pic.twitter.com/D0Hf0JATN7
— DCCC (@dccc) March 7, 2014

I wish he had ours. MT @dccc Do you have the President's back? pic.twitter.com/wazYp31A9F
— jon gabriel (@exjon) March 8, 2014

Show Leader how much you love and appreciate him.. After he took away your heath care, job, religious freedom and Tax refund! @dccc
— S.M (@redsteeze) March 8, 2014

@exjon Our backs are riddled with knives from this POTUS. He's on his own. @dccc
— Sheryl (@sav01) March 8, 2014

@verytari @exjon Somebody needs to photoshop a 'kick me' sign on that.
— Wyatt's Torch (@TorchOWyatt) March 8, 2014

.@TorchOWyatt Already did. @verytari @dccc pic.twitter.com/tGICxObFdl
— jon gabriel (@exjon) March 8, 2014