BETTER IDEAS FOR ISIS

Because the Nazis were defeated after a robust debate! https://t.co/Dfhy0dHPqP

— Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) July 6, 2015

@charliespiering So I guess that whole D-Day thing was just a waste of time and resources.

— RNRVirginia (@RNRVirgnia) July 6, 2015

Churchill: "We shall debate them on the beaches. We shall dialogue with them in the fields..."

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 6, 2015

"Unleash the dogs of persuasion!"

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 6, 2015

That's the ticket! Help Obama defeat terrorists with these #BetterIdeasForISIS

BREAKING: Pentagon unveils new superweapon in the fight against ISIS. #BetterIdeasForISIS pic.twitter.com/XNcKlPmM4C

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 6, 2015

As Twitchy reported, President Obama seems to be under the impression that our enemies can be defeated not by icky things like guns, but "by better ideas."

That gave blogger Caleb Howe a good idea of his own: Dole out free advice to ISIS to win their hearts and minds!

#BetterIdeasForISIS Instead of beheading people, try using lemons. The fresh cut tropical scent will open your pores. And your hearts.

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForISIS When you wanna throw someone off of a roof, try making a paper airplane. They go farther, and recapture your whimsy!

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForISIS Killing infidels is old hat. Consider recruiting them to your bowling league. Remember, every strike is its own jihad.

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForISIS Blood on your executioner's hood? Instead of detergent, try club soda!

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForISIS Get that fresh explosives smell every day by mixing a little gunpowder into your herbal facial scrub!

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForISIS Instead of turning old pots into IEDs, make beautiful Ramadan planters for your favorite Imam. pic.twitter.com/LnaPyAgxQB

— MarketRunner (@SWGaspar) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForISIS Ginsu knives are guaranteed to stay sharp, no matter how many heads you saw off.

— Mo Mentum (@tubbuh) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForISIS Learn a trade or start a franchise. It’s hard to get a good hotdog in the desert. pic.twitter.com/NkoZXaFJzY

— MarketRunner (@SWGaspar) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForISIS Become a wedding photographer, and forever capture joy of wives on their special day. pic.twitter.com/tZBoHQeGIH

— MarketRunner (@SWGaspar) July 6, 2015

Hashtag your way to world domination. It's less messy #BetterIdeasForISIS

— Stacey (@ScotsFyre) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForISIS Add an extra splash of color by selling decorative stones for stonings. pic.twitter.com/BeNHhOhUhc

— MarketRunner (@SWGaspar) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForISIS Pressure cookers do a fabulous job on artichokes ... and you can use them more than once.

— Mo Mentum (@tubbuh) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForIsis Learn to Jazzercise, meet new people and feel better about your body. pic.twitter.com/l40TxQLBCg

— MarketRunner (@SWGaspar) July 6, 2015

Don't use pressure cookers as impromptu bombs for lone wolf attacks. Make a nice pork chili #BetterIdeasForISIS

— Stacey (@ScotsFyre) July 6, 2015

America's definitely on the fast track to earning ISIS' respect and cooperation!

And once that happens, maybe ISIS will take this piece of advice:

#BetterIdeasForISIS Don't be savages.

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) July 6, 2015

Also read:

'Better Ideas' Are Nothing without Guns to Back Them Up, Mr. President

Done and done: We've managed to train 60 Syrian fighters to battle ISIS