The New Counter-Culture: THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: JANUARY 26, 2015

'Perpetual hypocrisy': Breach of WH 'policy' spotted in John Kerry's Nigeria meetings

@TwitchyTeam wait I didn't think we were meeting with leaders close to elections. Never mind I can't keep up with stupid policy.
— Erin Wilkinson (@E_Wilkinson) January 26, 2015

'Pretty obvious': Drone found on White House lawn; Tweeters have suspicions

Lockdown at #WhiteHouse after 'device,' reportedly a drone, found in the grounds (AP photo): http://t.co/f1jE0ZZyIb pic.twitter.com/uqUCzKb8Tg
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) January 26, 2015

Drone-like 'quad copter' flown into White House is Amazon 'Top 10' toy http://t.co/I3MYyL2yvJ
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) January 26, 2015

"little higher...little hi...oh crap..uh oh" pic.twitter.com/bLVyahjX8I
— darth™ (@darth) January 26, 2015

Secret Service takes Biden's Quad' copter' Christmas present away for failing to only play with it indoors. @ABC pic.twitter.com/8AsI20Lj30
— Noah Wehrman (@NoahWehrman) January 26, 2015

Droney taught me how to live... and love. RIP, lil fella. pic.twitter.com/eDm5mKLFz1
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) January 26, 2015

'How did this get through editing?' Politico's Dylan Byers is a grade-A jerk

Report: Fox News protestor shoots himself outside News Corp. building http://t.co/MV5gBdXlzy via @POLITICO
— Dylan Byers (@DylanByers) January 26, 2015

Well done, @DylanByers. RT @SamARosado Uhh. RT @AndrewKirell: Cringe so hard. RT @AntDeRosa: Really? pic.twitter.com/HFaISFxztS
— Matthew DesOrmeaux (@cynicusprime) January 26, 2015

'Stop … Just stop': Newest KFC concoction is 'like an obscene nightmare'

*vomits profusely* RT @ComplexMag KFC pulled off the impossible. http://t.co/jicakK1rDb pic.twitter.com/DRl8jCt3k6
— Jizzy Gillespie (@Acquired_Taste) January 26, 2015

'Mind boggling': Defense Dept's essay contest to honor late Saudi king sparks disbelief

Man who refuses to meet with Netanyahu has his Defense Dept run an "Honor Abdullah" essay contest. http://t.co/Kz0S8b5f1I
— Razor (@hale_razor) January 26, 2015

Up next: Defense Dept announces "Abdullah in Finger Paints" contest for top generals.
— Obama'sImaginarySon (@NoahWehrman) January 26, 2015

'Beauuutiful': Marco Rubio turns the tables on question about political influence of the wealthy

Pwned - https://t.co/B8i6Pvf1EN
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 26, 2015

Hah. Karl asks senators whether billionaires have too much power in American politics. Rubio says: What, like Hollywood and the media?
— Nick Confessore (@nickconfessore) January 26, 2015

Do billionaires have too much influence in politics? Rubio: "As opposed to Hollywood or the mainstream media?" Audience applauds
— Fredreka Schouten (@fschouten) January 26, 2015

@nickconfessore @exjon Zing. Didn't even skip a beat, did he? Beauuutiful.
— B.W.C. (@safety2where) January 26, 2015

'Do you even science'? Bill Nye humbly ties winter blizzards to climate change

@NoahCRothman Snowstorms in winter? What new witchcraft is this?
— Matt Cover (@MattCover) January 26, 2015

Want to know why I don't take Global Warming Alarmists seriously? They're currently blaming a snow storm, in winter, on Global Warming.
— RB (@RBPundit) January 26, 2015

Do you even science, @TheScienceGuy? Blizzard in January + Climate change = Idiot.
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) January 26, 2015

'Free range cannibalism'? Hearty mockery as blizzard-fearing NYC hipsters storm Whole Foods

"911, what's your emergency?" "IT'S SNOWING AND WE'RE OUT OF KALE!"
— Matthew (@Matthops82) January 26, 2015

Must. Get. KALE! RT @moneyries: The scene outside the @WholeFoods in Union Square, NYC right now. (photo by @acpants) pic.twitter.com/jZrK52hTWC
— Kristie Bihn (@kristiebihn) January 26, 2015

I just watched a woman cry in the empty kale aisle of the Tribeca Whole Foods. Life is a prison.
— Glynner85 (@Glynner85) January 26, 2015

Run on Himalayan pink salt. MT @moneyries: This is the scene outside the @WholeFoods in Union Square, NYC right now. pic.twitter.com/HfdoobVMTL
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) January 26, 2015

@MsLesleySmith @moneyries @WholeFoods @acpants On the verge of wintry apocalypse, we demand access to organic pistachios NOW.
— Tim Teeman (@TimTeeman) January 26, 2015

News about panic buying at NYC Whole Foods reaches Louisiana pic.twitter.com/J1eu1jmQKc
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 26, 2015

'Butthurt cream is on Aisle 9': Sen. Harry Reid unhappy with Sen. McConnell's leadership

I've never seen debate shut down as aggressively as when Sen. McConnell refused to allow Dems to debate their own amendments for just 1 min.
— Senator Harry Reid (@SenatorReid) January 26, 2015

@SenatorReid except when you filled the amendment tree on every bill and didn't allow any amendments. Tough shit.
— Sen. Blutarsky (@Illuminatas) January 26, 2015

.@SenatorReid pic.twitter.com/sBtO6xiJyN
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 26, 2015

@SenatorReid You have no recollection of the entire year of 2014? #TryHarder You are the biggest obstructionist alive pic.twitter.com/FB843lbCMC
— Stacey Lennox (@ScotsFyre) January 26, 2015

'Death Dealer': Scott Walker campaign poster gets dark fantasy makeover