THIS DAY IN TWITCHY: MAY 28, 2014

'Who says that?' Obama busts out the straw men for West Point commencement speech

Some say we must put armadillos in our trousers to defeat tyranny. Others say that cats are poor spellers. I reject both points of view.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) May 28, 2014

Who in the world claimed that the military is the primary solution to every problem?
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) May 28, 2014

Obama is boldly staking out foreign policy positions with which literally no one disagrees https://t.co/RBqW8Kjgsi
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) May 28, 2014

"Man, this Obama guy has got my number." -- A. Strawman
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) May 28, 2014

'With every fiber of my being': Obama tells grads he embraces American exceptionalism

America is the exceptional nation because we affirm international law?
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) May 28, 2014

@jpodhoretz We're all exceptional together in the same way.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) May 28, 2014

'Of course': You'll never guess how @BarackObama marked Maya Angelou's death

Everything is about Obama "@nationaljournal: Obama says Maya Angelou inspired his mother to name his sister Maya
— Amy Otto (@AmyOtto8) May 28, 2014

Has Obama tweeted a picture of him reading Maya Angelou's work yet? #TrollSoHard
— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) May 28, 2014

"Nothing can dim the light which shines from within." —Maya Angelou pic.twitter.com/oR11k7rwxk
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) May 28, 2014

'Wow!' How ludicrous is Dem Gov. Martin O'Malley? This ludicrous

I love that as governor of MD I can still play street music in Annapolis. pic.twitter.com/kQ6umd9VBS
— Martin O'Malley (@GovernorOMalley) May 27, 2014

@stunt_bird he looks like every guy selling weed in the parking lot of a Dave Matthews concert ever
— styxy (@djfilippone) May 27, 2014

TPM's Josh Marshall accuses 'wingers' of 'pimp-concerning' about the Holocaust

Talking about the holocaust has gone well for progressives in media the past week.. I encourage @JoshTPM to continue.
— S.M (@redsteeze) May 28, 2014

Pimp-concerning, yo.
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) May 28, 2014

today's live twitter meltdown brought to you by @joshtpm
— Nino (@baldingschemer) May 28, 2014

Never go full Marshall.
— Tyler McNally (@Tyler_McNally) May 28, 2014

'Turncoat ass bitch': Stacey Dash's new Fox News gig draws out lefty venom

WOW. Turncoat ass bitch RT @PageSixEmily: Confirmed: Stacey Dash @RealStaceyDash to join Fox News http://t.co/7Lyo0Xlc5p via @pagesix
— Michiko Malandro (@PikaChulita) May 28, 2014

@karyewest @PageSixEmily @REALStaceyDash @PageSix she truly thinks she's a white woman 😒
— Nini Davis (@ChampagneNii) May 28, 2014

Fixed RT @Nizmond: fox news adds another coon newscaster @REALStaceyDash
— 716'sDisasterCase (@BlockMeBack) May 28, 2014

Stacey Dash laughs at the haters, thanks fans

I think I have "token" and "clueless" trending today! Yea @twitter! Seriously, thank you all for well wishes. pic.twitter.com/51NpVmB0FP
— Stacey Dash (@REALStaceyDash) May 29, 2014

@REALStaceyDash @twitter S/O to @REALStaceyDash keep doing your thing!!!
— rahiimgrant (@RahiimGrant) May 29, 2014

@REALStaceyDash congrats on your new endeavor keep flourishing
— Carlos Demond Davis (@CarlosDDavis) May 29, 2014

@REALStaceyDash @twitter Sweet gig. Congrats . Fox surpasses other networks by even more now. Facts, fairness and fine women.
— Clark Whited (@ClarkWhited) May 29, 2014

'Righteous anger'! Proud vet Montel Williams shreds gov't over V.A. scandal

You know him as a talk show host. He's also a war hero. Watch @montel_williams rip & roar #VA #MontelCavuto http://t.co/u4vS9cYcT0
— Neil Cavuto (@TeamCavuto) May 28, 2014

Montel Williams took an Oath when he entered into service and that Oath is forever. Amen Brother #vasurge
— ✯✯US Patriot✯✯ (@Mike_USPatriot) May 28, 2014

Overwhelmed by all this support. I am where I am BECAUSE of all of u. LET'S TELL #VETERANS We hear them. #vasurge http://t.co/n4Kmc6BgFM
— Montel Williams (@Montel_Williams) May 28, 2014

'Work of art': Reply to feminist hashtag #YesAllWomen deemed side-splitting '#ExpertLevelTrolling'

#YesAllWomen women got the right to vote in 1920. 1930 was the Great Depression
— Oolong (@ChocolateThund9) May 28, 2014

@ChocolateThund9 the Great Depression was caused by inflation and over speculation. Don't make dumb arguments.
— alyssa (@alexiss4l) May 28, 2014

“@ChocolateThund9: #YesAllWomen women got the right to vote in 1920. 1930 was the Great Depression” ignorant
— Badgalbribri (@BreeanaDestiny) May 28, 2014

Trollgame's over kids.. I'm taking my ball and going home. https://t.co/JEzo9LjNkh
— S.M (@redsteeze) May 28, 2014

Which redundant hashtag are you? I got #SadBuzzFeedQuizzes!

#SadBuzzfeedQuizzes Which Nuremburg Defendant are you?
— Dale Franks (@DaleFranks) May 29, 2014

#SadBuzzFeedQuizzes Which Michelle Obama school food are you? I got Brussel tots!
— Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) May 29, 2014

@midnight What Shade Of Beige Will Your Next Studio Apartment Be? (I got "Nicotine Stain") #SadBuzzFeedQuizzes
— sylliebee (@sylliebee) May 29, 2014

Who could ever love you? #SadBuzzFeedQuizzes @midnight
— Dan Hershfield (@DanHershfield) May 29, 2014